The umbrella thing got me!
His team's performing badly, qualification is in doubt, leadership is needed, and all he can think of to try and motivate them is to stand at the side of the pitch, hands in pockets, worrying about getting wet hair! Inept Ponce!
Having said that, the real culprits are the cigar-smoking, port-swilling bloaters at the FA. They gave the muppet the job, despite his record of achieving SFA.
