Met a huge celebrity today

[Woogie]

Some woman off wife swap and who was on the Jeremy Kyle show put a cd in my hand today then asked for money so I gave it back  :P

She said "If this bomb goes off we'll be safe and you'll all be worrying" so I said "If that thing goes off, you'll be the one worrying love".

She raids supermarket bins at night for food and her son seems sad.

[Simon D]

She raids supermarket bins at night for food and her son seems sad.

$%&#ing hell, I can't blame him for being sad, I bloody would be too!

[Woogie]

Ah that was a rushed ending to my first post!

Yeah they live in a caravan and the son doesn't have a proper life really. It was cheeky putting the cd in my hand then asking for the money.

[hamfist]

I must be very old. I don't understand a word of what you are on about !

[sambo]

You lost me at "bomb"...?

[Philly Q]

It was cheeky putting the cd in my hand then asking for the money.

I had something a bit like that happen once - a bloke got on the Tube and handed me a little clingfilm packet with some kind of weed in it.  So I handed it back.

Bloke: "Don't you want it?"
Me: "No."
Bloke: "Don't you smoke, man?"
Me: "No."
Bloke: "It's got your fingerprints on."
Me: "I'm not bothered."

Then he went up the carriage and two old Jamaican geezers had a right go at him.

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Anyway, who was this woman?  Would we recognise her if you described her?

[noodleplugerine]

Are you drunk?

[Philly Q]

Me?  No, but I have been running so maybe I'm a bit light-headed.

I just thought I'd continue in the spirit of Woogie's original post.

[noodleplugerine]

No, I meant Woogie - But hell, you too! ;D

[Philly Q]

 :lol:

[noodleplugerine]

Although your stories do remind me of something I saw on the apprentice.

Woman selling balloons outside of London Zoo, gets on her knees and asks a 5 year old girl which balloon she would like, and then proceeds to hand it to the child.

The woman then stands up and motions the mother to pay.

Now THAT is harsh.

[Ian Price]

I had a similarish (very ish) experience in the post office in Reading a few months back. Some big Jamaican woman was eye balling me and muttering something - I couldn't quite make out what she was going on about as I had my iPod on. Being the inquisitive kind of guy I am I turned the volume down. This is what she had to say for herself (at all times in an almost manly, quiet voice but with a smile on her face):

Big Jamaican woman : "I'm gonna cut your head off and the lord is going to judge you. You going to hell boy".
Me : "Pardon"
BJW : "The man gonna judge you"
Me : "err, position number 5 is free"

Very surreal. I haven't seen her since, although I haven't been anywhere near the post office again!

[WezV]

try having 75% of your family reminding you that you are not going to be saved come armegeddon whenever you see them

[Philly Q]

Very surreal. I haven't seen her since, although I haven't been anywhere near the post office again!

 :lol: Don't worry, they've probably closed it down by now like all the other Post Offices.  She probably hangs out somewhere else now.

[Woogie]

Woman off wife swap and other shows gave me an armageddon dvd basically :P