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nfe

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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2008, 07:27:57 PM »
I knew a Kris Cross at school, two full brothers both named Michael (which isn't so much nastiness as a flat out lack of imagination) and my ma has a pal called Daisy Cheyne, albiet through marriage.

The winner however though;

A chap with the surname Raper. Not fortunate by any means but coupled with the first name...This man is from Glasgow, born and bred, bears that surname and his parents still decided to call him...





Wayne. The horrible, horrible people.
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il˙ti

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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2008, 07:52:59 PM »
There's so many of these I don't get... must be a language thing. Or I'm just stupid.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2008, 07:59:41 PM »
Quote from: il˙ti on August 20, 2008, 07:52:59 PM
There's so many of these I don't get... must be a language thing. Or I'm just stupid.

you had better check with us lot before you pick any kids names :wink:
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_tom_

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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2008, 08:02:59 PM »
I dont get Wayne Raper, is it meant to be some kind of funny play on words or just a really shite name?
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nfe

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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2008, 08:50:32 PM »
Quote from: _tom_ on August 20, 2008, 08:02:59 PM
I dont get Wayne Raper, is it meant to be some kind of funny play on words or just a really shitee name?


Wain means baby/infant/child in the West of Scotland.
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il˙ti

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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2008, 09:25:52 PM »
^ I needed that explanation too. In Scotland, any word can mean anything.

I came across this site. Don't know how many are real but it should provide some chuckles:
http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2008, 09:29:10 PM »
Oh.. that IS really $%&#ing cruel then :lol:
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2008, 11:25:06 PM »
Quote from: nfe on August 20, 2008, 08:50:32 PM
Quote from: _tom_ on August 20, 2008, 08:02:59 PM
I dont get Wayne Raper, is it meant to be some kind of funny play on words or just a really shiteee name?

Wain means baby/infant/child in the West of Scotland.

I missed that one too, although I'd have realised straight away if I'd heard it in a Scots accent.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2008, 08:02:35 AM »
The guy who used to own my house was called Abraham Frank Earnest Death (pronounced 'Deeth')
but on paper, A Frank Earnest Death is pretty fugging awesome  8)

Oh yeah, and my girlfriend, Sami Reeve... her Dad's name is Steve  :lol:
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2008, 09:41:58 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

I think this girl might have some of you beat.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2008, 09:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Ted 'N' Leo on August 30, 2008, 09:41:58 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

I think this girl might have some of you beat.

I'd love the name Number 16 Bus Shelter.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2008, 11:17:23 PM »
Maybe they wanted to name her after the place she was conceived.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2008, 11:27:26 PM »
I went to school with a kid named Ben Dover. No kidding.
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2008, 11:32:43 PM »
I've had to see a brain for some scans. Thankfully I was all clear.
He was called Doctor Dick
The irony was I thought he was a complete tw*t
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Re: cruel parents!!
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2008, 11:59:02 PM »
Quote from: kellar on August 30, 2008, 11:27:26 PM
I went to school with a kid named Ben Dover. No kidding.
As long as you didn't have a Phil McCavity he should have been safe!!!
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