bring on 2012... bt are we goona be the 6o's Uk with red busses, lollipop ladies and all kinds of other uk stereotypes ging on ... thats what the ceremony today seemed to highlight
Red buses are fine. But to properly reflect today's London each bus should feature one or more of the following:
1. Several teenage girls screeching at each other and cackling at 150dB;
2. A glowering teenage boy or two playing sh!t-hop (or any kind of "urban" music) through the speakers on their mobile phones (Optional additional features: Knives. And a slobbering bull terrier called Tyson with one of those stupid studded leather chest plates);
3. Some Eastern European workers on their way to/from a late-night job where they're paid 50p an hour to handle old asbestos or some kind of toxic waste;
4. Three or four fat women with prams clustered around the bottom of the stairs;
5. A threatening-looking man sitting in the back row mumbling to himself.
