Funny stuff extracted from another forum

[indysmith]

All I was doing was looking for people's opinions regarding Amplitube 2 vs. Guitar Rig 3 (if you're interested Amplitube wins hands down for me), and I got far more than I bargained for.

When you record them, you also get to factor in mic, mic position, preamps (ocassional) compressors and real, good-old-fashioned H2O (air)

As you can see; he's made a fatal and frankly embarrassing (but forgivable ;) ) mistake with his statement... :lol:
...however, the thing that makes it golden (and completely unforgivable) is the way he goes on to explain to us what H2O is. As if we're the idiots :lol: FANTASTIC.

[maverickf1jockey]

:lol:

[noodleplugerine]

I love global idiocy :D

[FernandoDuarte]

:D lol

[MDV]

Gold-medal stupidity

Was this on UG by any chance?

[dave_mc]

^ :lol:

[ToneMonkey]

On Friday, one of the recruitment agancies I use sent me this.  It's an honest email why a woman couldn't turn up for a job interview that had been set up.

" Simon

I have an appoitment with you this afternoon at 4.30  I am unable to attend sorry for the short notice but I was rear ended last night and I am very sore today and unable to drive,  or even sit properly

regards"

[Twinfan]

:lol:

[Roobubba]

I have recently seen an application for a job in which the applicant put at the bottom of their CV a set of dates during which they would be unavailable, followed by the statement: "Apologies for any incontinence this may cause".


Unbelievably, they got the job! :)

Roo

[Ian Price]

My favourite piece of bad communication.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4HbM3Tz9YQ

[JDC]

I have recently seen an application for a job in which the applicant put at the bottom of their CV a set of dates during which they would be unavailable, followed by the statement: "Apologies for any incontinence this may cause".


Unbelievably, they got the job! :)

Roo

recently had 150 CVs at work for one job, can't believe what some people put in them, unfortunately all I remember is someone's personal profile being 3 huge paragraphs

[Simon D]

Awesome. Can't beat that good old H20 for its properties in transmitting sound!

[badgermark]

The forum is here Horrible name for a forum....

I like how he said O2 was air- luckily someone corrected him, air is 70% nitrogen... I have 12 year olds in my class that know more than these chimps...

[dave_mc]

^ yeah, air certainly isn't all oxygen... it's 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, then the rest noble gases, carbon dioxide, etc.

[dave_mc]

Awesome. Can't beat that good old H20 for its properties in transmitting sound!

water transmits sound very well, doesn't it? that's how whales and dolphins communicate over vast distances, i think.