TF, maybe you've been drinking early in the day (reminds me of threads I start "under the influence").
Personally, I also dislike strats because of the ubiquitous shape - just too common (especially in the learner zone)
Having said that, for anyone using lower gain tones, the variety of available tones from a strat are unrivalled. I play a strat copy (HSS) at church and it is just perfect (tonally) for that (I'd rather it looked and felt like an LP, but can't have everything).
However, I still dislike the shape and the general "wimpiness" of the strat's image these days. It's not logical, but it does exist.
Cummon - even christian bands these days use LP's or tele's (and yes I'm among them at times).
Unfortunately, for many, strats = shredding. And shredding used to equal manliness in the 80's but these days, definately NOT.
PS. Don't want to offend anyone. This is just a joke thread really isn't it !