It just reminds me of the story Ricky Gervais was on about on his Animals standup. A man goes into the hospital with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse. Tells the nurse that he was out doing shopping but forgot his keys. When he got home he saw there was a window open so tried to climb up to get in. Of course, he fell, whilst falling his keg fell down and he landed on the ketchup bottle. Apparently the story would've been more believable, had there not been a condom on the end of the bottle :lol:
