Username: Password:
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 51 52 [53] 54 55 ... 71

Author Topic: Crushes  (Read 538681 times)

WezV

  • Middleweight
  • *****
  • Posts: 5838
    • http://wezvenables.co.uk
Re: Crushes
« Reply #780 on: January 21, 2010, 10:55:15 PM »
Logged

FernandoDuarte

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3978
Re: Crushes
« Reply #781 on: January 21, 2010, 11:22:25 PM »
Quote from: nfe on January 21, 2010, 10:47:16 PM
This WHAT?

japanese... too many letters, I shortened to jappy...
Logged

nfe

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2510
Re: Crushes
« Reply #782 on: January 21, 2010, 11:24:32 PM »
The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.

Forgiven on account of English being your second language  :)
Logged

FernandoDuarte

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3978
Re: Crushes
« Reply #783 on: January 21, 2010, 11:28:47 PM »
Quote from: nfe on January 21, 2010, 11:24:32 PM
The phrase just doesn't really have good connotations.

Forgiven on account of English being your second language  :)

Good to know, here in Brazil we say "japa" in no offensive way... will remember it...
Logged

Afghan Dave

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3315
Re: Crushes
« Reply #784 on: January 22, 2010, 01:05:48 AM »
Quote from: WezV on January 21, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
but not this boomer ;)


He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...

(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)

Logged
"There's more knowledge on these boards than there are necks under PhillyQ's bed"

horsehead

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1633
  • because the horsehead says so...
    • http://www.myspace.com/horseheadgary
Re: Crushes
« Reply #785 on: January 22, 2010, 09:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on January 22, 2010, 01:05:48 AM
I am neither racist or gay

..but what about that time with Michael Clark Duncan, when you got drunk & went back to his room?
Logged
"Praising Phil X for his enthusiasm seems a bit like praising Hitler for his ambition"

Herbie the Rad Dorklift

  • Flyweight
  • *
  • Posts: 71
    • Band
Re: Crushes
« Reply #786 on: January 22, 2010, 09:57:21 AM »
Aside from the girlfriend ahem...

It has to be Natalie Portman *swoons*

Whether she's made up:



Or not :)



She's a bloody good actress too.
Logged

Matt77

  • Guest
Re: Crushes
« Reply #787 on: January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM »
Logged

Dr. Stein

  • Bantamweight
  • **
  • Posts: 239
Re: Crushes
« Reply #788 on: January 22, 2010, 11:09:46 PM »
53 pages and no eva mendes? Really?




And a shocking shortage of Sienna Miller...
Logged

nfe

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2510
Re: Crushes
« Reply #789 on: January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM »
Quote from: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(
Logged

Afghan Dave

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3315
Re: Crushes
« Reply #790 on: January 22, 2010, 11:38:38 PM »
Quote from: nfe on January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!

Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...

That is a FACT.  :P

Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"

« Last Edit: January 22, 2010, 11:41:18 PM by Afghan Dave »
Logged
"There's more knowledge on these boards than there are necks under PhillyQ's bed"

nfe

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2510
Re: Crushes
« Reply #791 on: January 23, 2010, 12:08:22 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on January 22, 2010, 11:38:38 PM
Quote from: nfe on January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

When are some people gonna understand... Hot chicks dig that sh!t!

Brootalz or whatever is NEVER gonna get a cute chick shakin' her peachy ass with her girlfriends in a club...

That is a FACT.  :P

Ask an expert... "Is that true Dave?"



No, it wont.

But I got to fling about endless bridesmaids when I was playing weddings, and an embarrassing number of loose-morals ladies at function gigs. No end of perms, spandex and tapping gets you the same action.
Logged

FernandoDuarte

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3978
Re: Crushes
« Reply #792 on: January 23, 2010, 12:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on January 22, 2010, 01:05:48 AM
He's HOT! and you know what they say about Ni**ers...

(just winding up Fernando for his unintentional racist language - I am neither racist or gay)

:lol: bugger!

Both Natalie Portman and Eva Mendes are ütterly gorgeous... the girl on youtube, well, she's pretty, but it's a hell out of make up to make her look outstanding (I think...)
Logged

Philly Q

  • Light Heavyweight
  • ******
  • Posts: 18109
Re: Crushes
« Reply #793 on: January 23, 2010, 12:43:20 AM »
Quote from: nfe on January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean?   :?
Logged
BKPs I've Got:  RR, BKP-91, ITs, VHII, CS set, Emeralds
BKPs I Had:  RY+Abraxas, Crawlers, BD+SM

nfe

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2510
Re: Crushes
« Reply #794 on: January 23, 2010, 12:46:17 AM »
Quote from: Philly Q on January 23, 2010, 12:43:20 AM
Quote from: nfe on January 22, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Matt77 on January 22, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxXpmTOEO0&feature=related
What a pretty girl. Why does she feel compelled to play guitar like an 80's schoolboy who can't get a bird that doesn't have to buffer?  :? :(

I know I'll regret this, but what does "doesn't have to buffer" mean?   :?

Buffering is basically just loading on the internet.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 51 52 [53] 54 55 ... 71
« previous next »