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Philly Q

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #960 on: February 11, 2010, 09:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Ian Price on February 11, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

Yep, I agree with that.

+1.  Nicely put.
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #961 on: February 11, 2010, 09:17:34 PM »
STOP!!

Have a cup of tea & listen to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related


(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #962 on: February 11, 2010, 09:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2010, 06:36:00 PM
Here's one I just remembered...

Reverend Joanna Jepson





I think she is REALLY cute and intellegent.... She is Chaplain at The London College of Fashion.

I'm not going to be crude about her out of respect.... even I have some boundries..  :? 
Could she save the soul of a sinner like me?

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When you hinted you had a photo of a pretty girl in a dog collar in front of some poor guy tied to a cross, I had expected something of a perverse nature - shame on me for underestimating you
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #963 on: February 11, 2010, 09:58:46 PM »
Quote from: Philly Q on February 11, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Ian Price on February 11, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
Nicely said Fernando.  Such gentle restraint dignifies both parties. Such naughtiness and slander should be left to the 'other' forums.    :) We are not only here to enjoy the comradeship and info, but represent to any casual 'Googlers' the  image and reputation of B.K.P's good name . The informality we enjoy being a welcome break from life's little hardships ; not the start of the hunting season.

Yep, I agree with that.
+1.  Nicely put.

I'm perplexed, I thought it had been friendly joshing all round  :?
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Afghan Dave

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #964 on: February 11, 2010, 10:09:09 PM »
Quote from: Fourth Feline on February 11, 2010, 07:56:20 PM
Quote from: shobet on February 11, 2010, 06:08:31 PM
Is this better?




Not very fuel efficient, is it ?  Surely there are easier ways to sell your bike Dave ...  :wink:

I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...

We are all joshing arn't we?

Because if it's gonna go down, I'm gonna take you down to China Town..  PDT_040 PDT_045
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Fourth Feline

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #965 on: February 11, 2010, 10:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 11, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
STOP!!

Have a cup of tea & listen to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTBPdVpdMc&feature=related


(Then f**k off - you're all c**ts) PDT_002 PDT_001

This is BBC Radio 4 :

Tonight's reading came to us from the Right Reverend David of Afghan ; who ( in recent times ) has become something of a national treasure on the B.K.P forum .  This came as quite a welcome career change after he had found himself unable to hold the Missionary position for very long.  :)



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Re: Crushes
« Reply #966 on: February 11, 2010, 11:59:09 PM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 11, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
I thought this was VERY funny but I don't know if Twinfan hangs out on this thread...

I'm here - chuckling!  :lol:
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #967 on: February 13, 2010, 02:29:14 PM »
Quote from: horsehead on February 11, 2010, 05:06:30 PM
What....I'm just an innocent mannnnnnnnn, woah woah!

OK I'll clean up....after finishing with this lady



Cote De pablo


she's been criminally overlooked! :)
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #968 on: February 13, 2010, 02:30:12 PM »
Quote from: nfe on February 09, 2010, 07:08:42 PM
Being a Reverend would turn me off instantly anyway, but I really don't think she's pretty.

It's put me in mind of that lassie in Neighbours that was a nun and gave it up so she could get a panelling. Probably off some unrealistic swine like Toadie.




and so was this one...
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #969 on: February 13, 2010, 04:23:54 PM »
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #970 on: February 13, 2010, 04:42:21 PM »
Quote from: horsehead on February 13, 2010, 04:23:54 PM
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time

I don't like her at all.
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #971 on: February 13, 2010, 06:15:27 PM »
It would give me something to aim at
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #972 on: February 13, 2010, 08:18:49 PM »
computer high five coming your way for that one matt
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Fourth Feline

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #973 on: February 14, 2010, 01:58:09 AM »
Quote from: Philly Q on October 25, 2009, 11:31:28 PM
Shappi Khorsandi.  Intelligent, funny and she looks damn fine too.



I just had to resurrect this nomination, as she has been on the television tonight ( a repeat of 'Live at the Apollo' )  and she appealed on many levels.  I enjoyed the routine - and thought she looked 'real world' lovely.  :)
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #974 on: February 14, 2010, 09:27:30 AM »
Quote from: horsehead on February 13, 2010, 04:23:54 PM
I know it sounds lame, but the mole on her lip would just distract me all the time

I can't be @rsed to go back and look... but aren't yout the guy that posted the "mantlepiece and fire" wisdom earlier? :lol:

Having said that, now you've pointed the mole out, I'd be the same
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