Agressive? Hello?

[Johnny Mac]

That's an interview I would love to see. Just base your answers around hatred for a big competitor.

Yeah I see what you mean. Shall I get my fur coat and my steel toecapped Cat Site boots on, kick the door in, bellowing

'Shut It You Slag!" "See Fender? They're C***s! Now Gis me facking company motaaa and another 40 grand on top of that pin money pittance you mugs were banging on abhat in me bleedin' earole on the dog and get outa my facking office!!!!

 :D

[hunter]

That's an interview I would love to see. Just base your answers around hatred for a big competitor.

Yeah I see what you mean. Shall I get my fur coat and my steel toecapped Cat Site boots on, kick the door in, bellowing

'Shut It You Slag!" "See Fender? They're C***s! Now Gis me facking company motaaa and another 40 grand on top of that pin money pittance you mugs were banging on abhat in me bleedin' earole on the dog and get outa my facking office!!!!

 :D

You have the job!!

[Johnny Mac]

That's an interview I would love to see. Just base your answers around hatred for a big competitor.

Yeah I see what you mean. Shall I get my fur coat and my steel toecapped Cat Site boots on, kick the door in, bellowing

'Shut It You Slag!" "See Fender? They're C***s! Now Gis me facking company motaaa and another 40 grand on top of that pin money pittance you mugs were banging on abhat in me bleedin' earole on the dog and get outa my facking office!!!!

 :D

You have the job!!

Excellent, ok I'll sack all the exsisting staff on my first day and take on the BKP Forum Members. We can sit around all day playing guitars, drinking tea and eating choccy hob nobs!  :D

[Philly Q]

That's an interview I would love to see. Just base your answers around hatred for a big competitor.

Yeah I see what you mean. Shall I get my fur coat and my steel toecapped Cat Site boots on, kick the door in, bellowing

'Shut It You Slag!" "See Fender? They're C***s! Now Gis me facking company motaaa and another 40 grand on top of that pin money pittance you mugs were banging on abhat in me bleedin' earole on the dog and get outa my facking office!!!!

 :D

You have the job!!

Excellent, ok I'll sack all the exsisting staff on my first day and take on the BKP Forum Members. We can sit around all day playing guitars, drinking tea and eating choccy hob nobs!  :D

Excellent!  :D  Now can I have an ES-339?

[Simon D]

That's an interview I would love to see. Just base your answers around hatred for a big competitor.

Yeah I see what you mean. Shall I get my fur coat and my steel toecapped Cat Site boots on, kick the door in, bellowing

'Shut It You Slag!" "See Fender? They're C***s! Now Gis me facking company motaaa and another 40 grand on top of that pin money pittance you mugs were banging on abhat in me bleedin' earole on the dog and get outa my facking office!!!!

 :D

Hahahahahaha! Johnny, you should definitely get into the corporate world mate, you'd be a welcome breath of fresh air! And for people who talk about "high energy shirt-sleeve position(s) in a performance driven flat structured entrepreneurial culture", Dr Si prescirbes a swift kick in the arse, a healthy dose of common sense and large helping of welcome-to-the-real-$%&#ing-world!

[WezV]

hold on a minute... if we all work for gibson are we still allowed to slag them off!!

[Johnny Mac]

Thanks very much for your support Simon!  :lol: Well if you and Philly would like to take a few guitars of your choice home with you for keeps then you're both most very welcome. Now in the meantime shall we play kick the HR Numpty and send them on menial errands in the rain with no coat?  :lol: Then scream 'full metal jacket drill instructor' style in their ear at point blank range for taking too long making the tea!

[Johnny Mac]

hold on a minute... if we all work for gibson are we still allowed to slag them off!!

Well not in public as we still need to put steam on the table but you now have a free role in the custom workshop to do what you want!  :D

[hunter]

With our forum influence and community power, we could create hype around almost anything ... like imagine a special series SG Custom made of British oak and aged and signature kinda shite sold for 8,000 GBP as limited edition - if Simon Bradley makes clips for Guitarist it will sound cr@p anyways like everything else, but with us hyping them in HCAF and gearpage etc, they will fly off the shelves ?

well maybe ...  :?

[ChunkyMunky]

With our forum influence and community power, we could create hype around almost anything ... like imagine a special series SG Custom made of British oak and aged and signature kinda shitee sold for 8,000 GBP as limited edition - if Simon Bradley makes clips for Guitarist it will sound cr@p anyways like everything else, but with us hyping them in HCAF and gearpage etc, they will fly off the shelves ?

well maybe ...  :?

the scary thing is that you're probably right!

[Johnny Mac]

With our forum influence and community power, we could create hype around almost anything ... like imagine a special series SG Custom made of British oak and aged and signature kinda shiteee sold for 8,000 GBP as limited edition - if Simon Bradley makes clips for Guitarist it will sound cr@p anyways like everything else, but with us hyping them in HCAF and gearpage etc, they will fly off the shelves ?

well maybe ...  :?

the scary thing is that you're probably right!

Agreed!

[Ratrod]

I can understand they need agressive sales people.

I wouldn't buy a reverse V, Holy Explorer, Up Side Down whatever unless someone put a gun to my head.

[Johnny Mac]

I can understand they need agressive sales people.

I wouldn't buy a reverse V, Holy Explorer, Up Side Down whatever unless someone put a gun to my head.

This job is for someone in your country Ratrod! Go for it!  :lol:

[ailean]

I can understand they need agressive sales people.

I wouldn't buy a reverse V, Holy Explorer, Up Side Down whatever unless someone put a gun to my head.

Don't say that in public, Gibson can afford guns.

[Ratrod]

I can understand they need agressive sales people.

I wouldn't buy a reverse V, Holy Explorer, Up Side Down whatever unless someone put a gun to my head.

This job is for someone in your country Ratrod! Go for it!  :lol:

I would be banned from the Gretsch forum if I did.

Guitar shop owners would hate me.

I would have to claim that Gibsons are good and worth every penny.

I would even have to claim Burstbuckers are better than Mules.

I think that job would be better suited for the Antichrist.