Warning - tele content (how to look after your collection #2)

[Fourth Feline]

Mrs 5

*Cough*

There IS Mrs 5??? I've got the feeling that is not exactly like that... Unfortunatelly all Roo needs to keep swearing on tele players :lol:

This is the (ex) Mrs 5 (or Mrs Lowery), "actress" and model Aria Giovanni.  I don't know what she thought about his Tele collection:

The gorgeous Aria was partnered with John 5 ? !   If that is not the 'gold standard'  of trophy wife, I don't know what is ...  :o

As has already been noted though, he seems pleasant enough - and under the gloss & glam - a genuine chap ; especially having the willingness to expand and appreciate Country players and the classic nature of the humble Telecaster.

I even remember Zakk Wylde recommending that players should " study Albert Lee" .   Nice one !  :)

[ToneMonkey]

I oculdn't see the picture of Aria Giovanni, so I put the name into the dogpile image search.  Was a bit shocked to get a load of porn up (only shocked because I was in the office though  :lol:)  Had to close it down fairly quick (after a good look).

shobet - that's not the first gay joke that has been made about his hat.  Gayer than a handbag full of rainbows  :D

[MDV]

Mrs 5

*Cough*

There IS Mrs 5??? I've got the feeling that is not exactly like that... Unfortunatelly all Roo needs to keep swearing on tele players :lol:

This is the (ex) Mrs 5 (or Mrs Lowery), "actress" and model Aria Giovanni.  I don't know what she thought about his Tele collection:

The gorgeous Aria was partnered with John 5 ? !   If that is not the 'gold standard'  of trophy wife, I don't know what is ...  :o

As has already been noted though, he seems pleasant enough - and under the gloss & glam - a genuine chap ; especially having the willingness to expand and appreciate Country players and the classic nature of the humble Telecaster.

I even remember Zakk Wylde recommending that players should " study Albert Lee" .   Nice one !  :)

Albert Lee played on my mums album. Apparently, he's boring, and plays the same "flacid dull noodling" on everything no matter what it is; one pass to get the structure and tonality, one pass to lay something down, and everythings the same vibe no matter what the song, and she "wont be hiring him again". From the recordings, I agree. *shrugs* (very nice chap by all acounts though; didnt meet him myself).

John 5 probably got the worst start to his career that he could of with manson. Hes SO much better than that. Much respect to him for earning respect with genuine talent in spite of his silly image.

[Philly Q]

I think I should start having some gayish gesture, don't you? :lol:

With that hat on in your pic, I don't think you need to! ;)

Says a man with a picture of a penis as his avatar.

[FernandoDuarte]

I think I should start having some gayish gesture, don't you? :lol:

With that hat on in your pic, I don't think you need to! ;)

Says a man with a picture of a penis as his avatar.

:lol:

Could be, but ain't have no Aria Giovanni on my bed

[Ian Price]

I didn't say there was anything wrong, but I felt a bit uneasy when he got that baby blue blanket ready to wrap up his Broadcaster. I was half expecting him to sing a lullabye and kiss it goodnight.

haha - I forgot about that blanket. Is it really needed!

[shobet]

I think I should start having some gayish gesture, don't you? :lol:

With that hat on in your pic, I don't think you need to! ;)

Says a man with a picture of a penis as his avatar.

What makes you think it's a winky? It's a lighthouse in a hat!

[shobet]

I think I should start having some gayish gesture, don't you? :lol:

With that hat on in your pic, I don't think you need to! ;)

Says a man with a picture of a penis as his avatar.

:lol:

Could be, but ain't have no Aria Giovanni on my bed

Ask her, just make sure you put a pile of paper into your wallet before hand and you'll be in like Flynn when she sees the size of the wad you're packing.

[FernandoDuarte]

:lol:

[JDC]

it's the 2nd page of replies and no comments from the roo yet.... something must be wrong!!!

maybe john5's tele for metal has converted him

[AndyR]

I have to admit I'd never heard of this bloke :roll:, I assume he must be reasonably successful to be able to afford all this :lol:

but what a fine collection of geetars.... :D

it's the 2nd page of replies and no comments from the roo yet.... something must be wrong!!!

Don't you worry, we know Roo is watching, secretly drooling and gassing... He has done sterling work furthering the cause of his favourite guitar, the telecaster, by pretending that he hates and loathes them... almost single-handedly he has converted huge numbers of BKP forumites into telecaster owners - I myself have seen the light and bought three in the past 12 months, all thanks to Roo's superb marketing skills... Leo might not have understood his methods, but he would be proud...

One day the strain will become too much, and he'll "come out of the closet" and reveal his true feelings - it'll be a sad day though, a major BKP Forum "subject for amusement, no matter what the topic" will suddenly disappear overnight :(

[gingataff]

it's the 2nd page of replies and no comments from the roo yet.... something must be wrong!!!

maybe john5's tele for metal has converted him

He's too busy watching the video again... and again... and...

[FernandoDuarte]

Here is the quote of the PM Roo sent me when I made the thread about my Spalty Tele:

Hey Fernando!!! That Spalty Tele is sick!!!!!!!!! :o
I've been drooling on my keyboard for a hour looking at it, it's completely flooded...
Hey wanna make deal???? I buy it no matter the price you want, just tell me the price and ship to me!!!
Waiting desperately for a answer!!!
Roo

:P

[horsehead]

hang on a minute FE! That's not from roo is it....he'd have wanted to know the shipping cost first 

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