Lol. Reminds me of the other guitarist in my band who often starts off a conversation with "this is really interesting ...". His monologue then progresses, including words such as "dorian" and "mixolydian". He then starts masturbating in front of me on his guitar.
I have usually lost interested by the time he reaches the word "interesting".
More power to those of you who have the focus to appreciate this stuff, though !