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CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« on: July 01, 2009, 01:41:37 PM »
Ok guys
Thought I'd run a contest or two with some prizes up for grabs
Just a bit of fun and hopefully entertaining as well
I asked Tim and he said it seemed an ok idea

I'll run each for a fortnight or so, and I'll pick the one that made me smile the most so get your thinking caps on
Try not to get too obscene (unless it's really funny)
If you find any great pix that have amusing potential - feel free to PM me with them for a future competition.

Prizes this time around will be 3 sets of Feline strings for the winner - choose your gauge from the range shown below


So - here is the first picture to work on:



I get the ball rolling with........
Bon: "Oi Angus - have you got the barmaids attention yet"
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 01:45:46 PM »
'Kinell! Look at what I just shat Sheila!'
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 02:04:48 PM »
Whoever knew Angus had such a hairy beast between his legs......

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 02:06:58 PM »
Bon's look of shock was classic as Angus let loose with the Vindaloo he had for dinner.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 05:22:13 PM »
OK Angus, if we put on a large trenchcoat you should be tall enough to get into the bar. Just don't wear the school cap.

or

Look out Angus, here comes Ronnie James Dio. Quick, on to my shoulders and maybe he'll stop with the shorty wisecracks.

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 05:32:23 PM »
"Jump a little harder Angus, we'll bust my balls outa these #%^*!$ pants yet!"
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »
1. I can see Michael Jackson's house from here!

2. Look harder, Angus! There's a 4th chord out there, somewhere!

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 06:13:07 PM »
"Angus, that was a wet one."

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 06:56:57 PM »
"All Bon and Angus needed now was a Holocaust Cloak, then their plan to storm the castle would be complete..."

(Some may not get the reference.  :lol:)

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 07:11:48 PM »
Captions aside, that is the biggest camel toe I've ever seen  :o :o

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 07:40:21 PM »
"Angus, have you got a slide in your pocket or have you just seen the topless bird in the crowd as well??"

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 08:01:41 PM »
"This is a lot of effort to go to just to mic up the strings, can't this stand go any lower?"
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 08:09:32 PM »
angus really wanted to make sure he passed the minimum height requirement for alton towers entry this time... in hindsight, perhaps wearing the schoolboy outfit last time hadn't helped his case either.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2009, 08:13:40 PM by dave_mc »

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 08:55:37 PM »
The growth on Bon's shoulders started to take on a life of it's own.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number 1
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 09:47:58 PM »
Bon : Ok Angus - one more piggy back ride and then its time to get on with your homework

(oops - couldn't help myself from adding to the ideas)
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