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TheIronBeast

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2009, 09:14:48 PM »
Air Guitar. Playing too fast produces static electricity!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2009, 09:28:08 PM »
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 09:46:09 PM »
Wayne Static fan club member #42
of 42
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tomjackson

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2009, 10:54:51 PM »
It's a pity but the book-matched AAA flame maple amber burst top didn't seem to show up too well under the stage lights....

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 10:58:39 PM »
They have taken the weight reducing tone chambers a bit far on this guitar IMO

tomjackson

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 11:00:48 PM »
Sucker, he thought he'd bought a Dan Armstrong Plexiglass guitar, but it was just a cheap imitation :?



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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 11:01:19 PM »
Wearing his sisters hot pants and his mothers cheese grater on his arm, Gerald then realised he had no change for the bus and knew he had no choice but to walk home from the fete at the vicarage.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 11:01:52 PM »
"Well, at least its not a tele" - Roo

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 11:34:13 PM »
In the final round of the world air guitar championship, distaster strikes when favourite, Hairy McSpandex, breaks a string.
haha, nice.

who is that, anyway? neil young?

I can't really think of anything this time, just wondering why he seems to be wearing 3 different pairs of trousers...

EDIT: tom jackson's ones on this page were great, too.

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2009, 12:11:30 AM »
Wayne Static fan club member #42

ah ya beat me, I was thinking

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 12:27:22 AM »
"What the $%&# am I wearing?"
I too use chicken as a measurement.

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 01:00:12 AM »


Ted Nugent discovers that Karma is a BITCH as he is reborn as a glam rocker in an air guitar contest
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2009, 02:43:21 AM »
After taking so long to get ready, Maurice was devastated to find he'd broken a nail.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST number2
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2009, 02:56:46 AM »


Ted Nugent discovers that Karma is a BITCH as he is reborn as a glam rocker in an air guitar contest

I was so close to doing a Ted Nugent one...



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