Tom,
You've hit the nail on the head - Jackie Brambles gives me a tingle in the special place. I'm just getting to a point of pleasure, then the camera shot changes and it's "NOOOO!!!! GET THE CAMERA OFF OF CAROL MCGIFFIN!!!!!"
You could always record it and put Jackie on a loop, I suppose....
Didn't she used to spell her name Jakki Brambles? That's maturity for you! Maybe it's time Rob da Bank grew up too.... :roll:
WHY DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES?!?!?!
Philly - I think you're right, it might be Jakki. I never was good at remembering women's names when it counts, but that's another thread altogether. Oh, my drunken youth. Glad I'm spending my time more productively now....
Indy - Happy now?!! The only other ones I could name are the Oxo bird and that mental one off Corrie who had a pop at Gordon Ramsay. I'd like to make it clear that I only fancy the blonde one whose name I've forgotten. Still, I might be out of work for some time soon, there's plenty of opportunity to develop psychological imbalances by repeated viewing of shrieking old crones.
