Username: Password:

Poll

So...  What's The Coolest Thing?

Strumming Accoustic Guitar On A Beach
8 (13.3%)
Playing Electric Guitar In A Sweaty Club
20 (33.3%)
Saxophone In The Window Of Hotel
3 (5%)
Arriving At Work In An Expensive Sports Car
7 (11.7%)
Owning A Horse
0 (0%)
Busking On A Piano
3 (5%)
Owning A Gun
2 (3.3%)
Having An Enormous Todger (Or A Decent Set Of Norks If A Lady)
8 (13.3%)
A Prominent Scar With A Scary Story
9 (15%)

Total Members Voted: 29

Author Topic: What's Cooler?  (Read 6557 times)

MrBump

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 3405
  • Essex! Home of the Brave!!!
    • This Is Essex
What's Cooler?
« on: July 25, 2009, 09:26:56 AM »
... not what's BEST, but what's coolest?

You can vote for 3, and also give in to peer pressure and change you mind...

 :wink:
BKPs Past and Present - Nailbombs, Mules, Blackguard Flat 50's, VHII's & Trilogy Suite with Neck & Bridge Baseplates!

Philly Q

  • Light Heavyweight
  • ******
  • Posts: 18109
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 09:41:23 AM »
Ha, I've just commented on "coolness" in the other thread, didn't see this one!  :)

I personally (and it's a personal thing) don't think any of those things are remotely cool except playing guitar in a sweaty club.  But I'm struggling to think of examples of what I do find cool.
BKPs I've Got:  RR, BKP-91, ITs, VHII, CS set, Emeralds
BKPs I Had:  RY+Abraxas, Crawlers, BD+SM

Will

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2599
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2009, 10:25:04 AM »
I voted for the guitar ones, none of the others are as great.
Horses - complete nightmare. The women involved with horses, although often attractive are so bitchy!
Gun - more of a practicality as far as I am concerned.

Nothing is as cool as sleeping on the job though.

Jonny

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2890
  • Seven-String Financial Analyst in Training
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2009, 10:54:34 AM »
I believe there's some kind of psychological questionnaire in this poll lol
"Would you like some lemon oil?"
"Oh, no thanks, I don't eat fruit."

Ratrod

  • Middleweight
  • *****
  • Posts: 5264
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 12:11:10 PM »
Out of that list it's playing guitar in a sweaty club.

The coolest thing in the world is being James Dean.
BKP user since 2004: early 7K Blackguard 50

Nadz1lla

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1465
    • Arcanum Plectra
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 01:40:30 PM »
The Saxophone choice is very Yuppie and 80's, I almost voted for that as one of my choices, hehe. Very Hawaii 5-0.  :lol:

maverickf1jockey

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • Still awaiting the release of Uncle Meat.
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 02:43:44 PM »
I voted guitar in the club and saxophone in the hotel window as I have real respect for anyone who can express themselves on that instrument.

Playing guitar on a beach would make you look like a bit of a c--k, though.
I too use chicken as a measurement.

Elliot

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 2418
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 02:44:44 PM »
I voted for the big knob - if only to raise the moral and intellectual standards of this board  :P  Playing the guitar isn't cool at all, its for antisocial bedroom dwelling geeks :P
BKPS: Milks, P90s, Apaches, Mississippi Queens, Mules, PG Blues, BG FP 50s, e.60s strat custom set

Philly Q

  • Light Heavyweight
  • ******
  • Posts: 18109
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 03:03:30 PM »
The Saxophone choice is very Yuppie and 80's, I almost voted for that as one of my choices, hehe. Very Hawaii 5-0.  :lol:

More Miami Vice, I'd say.  Or Southern Comfort advert.
BKPs I've Got:  RR, BKP-91, ITs, VHII, CS set, Emeralds
BKPs I Had:  RY+Abraxas, Crawlers, BD+SM

maverickf1jockey

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • Still awaiting the release of Uncle Meat.
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2009, 03:25:48 PM »
I voted for the big knob - if only to raise the moral and intellectual standards of this board  :P  Playing the guitar isn't cool at all, its for antisocial bedroom dwelling geeks :P
But if you have an enormous todger how are your friends going to see it?

I always seem to get myself into the most boring circles.
I too use chicken as a measurement.

Sifu Ben

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1328
    • http://www.swindonkungfu.co.uk
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2009, 04:28:56 PM »
I voted for the big knob - if only to raise the moral and intellectual standards of this board  :P  Playing the guitar isn't cool at all, its for antisocial bedroom dwelling geeks :P
But if you have an enormous todger how are your friends going to see it?

I always seem to get myself into the most boring circles.
I just get mine out at the slightest excuse to demonstrate it's hugeness ;)
Cold Sweat, Nailbomb 7b, Cold Sweat 7n

gingataff

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1872
  • NBVHIIMMPKAHITTSSH
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 04:47:32 PM »
I voted for the big knob - if only to raise the moral and intellectual standards of this board  :P  Playing the guitar isn't cool at all, its for antisocial bedroom dwelling geeks :P
But if you have an enormous todger how are your friends going to see it?
If it's that big, how can they not see it?
I see a rainbow rising
Look there on the horizon
And I'm coming home

maverickf1jockey

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • Still awaiting the release of Uncle Meat.
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2009, 07:11:41 PM »
I've never had to look at the situation from their perspective so I can't know. 8)
I too use chicken as a measurement.

jibidy

  • Lightweight
  • ***
  • Posts: 595
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2009, 07:52:30 PM »
I'd put arriving at work in a sports car. Although I'd rather have an expensive executive car.

I don't think playing guitar in a sweaty club is that cool unless you are the best performer the club has ever seen.

The coolest thing would be to play guitar in an open top sports car with hot babes admiring you large todge with a horse box and a gun in the glove box.

Probably not actually

Nadz1lla

  • Welterweight
  • ****
  • Posts: 1465
    • Arcanum Plectra
Re: What's Cooler?
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2009, 08:41:41 PM »
The Saxophone choice is very Yuppie and 80's, I almost voted for that as one of my choices, hehe. Very Hawaii 5-0.  :lol:

More Miami Vice, I'd say.  Or Southern Comfort advert.

I think I meant Miami Vice tbh, get confused over all those similar shows, heh!