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Ian Price

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Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« on: August 03, 2009, 11:16:53 PM »
Many things on this made me laugh. The wings, the dot neck with the split diamond headstock, the f-holes and the sellers "I can't tell the difference" statement.

Unf*ckingbelievable:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GIBSON-ES-335-DOT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem27aaab153bQQitemZ170367063355QQptZUKQ5fMusicalQ5fInstrumentsQ5fGuitarsQ5fCVQQsalenotsupported
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Philly Q

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 11:26:02 PM »
Now withdrawn from sale, I see.

But how bizarre!  The seller has nearly 800 feedback, 100% positive... not the profile of a scammer at all.
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2009, 11:27:43 PM »
the f-holes are pure LOL material
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Ian Price

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 12:27:18 AM »
The seller has nearly 800 feedback, 100% positive... not the profile of a scammer at all.

I hadn't seen that - makes it even stranger. Perhaps a kind person pointed out the errors and the listing was swiftly removed.
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 09:02:05 AM »
That split diamond on the headstock is a total catastrophe.

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 09:16:09 AM »
Rooks rike a Res Pore to me!

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 09:27:07 AM »
im going on out a limb and saying its genuine.
build quality is just slipping.

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 10:06:51 AM »
For a second, I thought you all were dissing one of the guitars I built.

n.b. I have never tried to sell a guitar as anything other than what it is.

I like how the seller added a comment on the two-screw truss rod cover; it seems that the seller may know more than he lets on - Epis and most Chinese fakes have a three-screw cover.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 10:08:57 AM by Prawnik »

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 10:35:34 AM »
the f-holes are pure LOL material

At least even with my sausage fingers it would be a breeze to fit some proper pots - which it surely needs :O)
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 10:50:04 AM »
For a second, I thought you all were dissing one of the guitars I built.


have we seen any of those?

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 01:02:29 PM »
Worst I've seen is a Vintage VEC500 with a Martin logo lashed on the headstock being sold as a DC-28! Slight price difference......

I wouldn't be too judgemental about the seller unless you know better as ebay accounts do get hijacked by fraudsters. This happened to be. Fortunately ebay managed to put a block on my account before any serious harm was done. A rare case of ebay being helpful......

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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 01:14:24 PM »
the f-holes are pure LOL material

At least even with my sausage fingers it would be a breeze to fit some proper pots - which it surely needs :O)

 :D - Yes looks enough room there to slip the soldering iron in and do the connections without  removing the pots. :lol:
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 02:47:12 PM »
Rooks rike a Res Pore to me!

I see you've gone all Scooby Doo on us.
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 03:09:44 PM »
the f-holes are pure LOL material

At least even with my sausage fingers it would be a breeze to fit some proper pots - which it surely needs :O)

 :D - Yes looks enough room there to slip the soldering iron in and do the connections without  removing the pots. :lol:

And you could carry your cables, strings, picks and maybe a pedal or two in the other half of the body.  Perfect!
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Re: Quite possibly the worst attempt at a fake I have ever seen
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »
I think it's a Gibson 348 from about 1990, they only made a few, great guitars - a little smaller than a dot but sound just as good