The idea that she is the "first call" psychology expert based primarily on her professional expertise does tend to ring hollow. :?
It used to be Dr. Raj Persaud, didn't it? :lol:
I'm not really complaining about Dr. Linda though....
That was until he got caught plagiarising someone else's work!
Now if I caught Dr Linda being a very naughty little girl, I might have to give her a gentle spanking to get her back into line... Mmm
Spinal Tap got it right.... Yeah misogyny rules!
You been bad
Don't do what I say.
You don't listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won't be good.
You won't behave the way
A big girl should.
It's time to give the whip a crack.
I'm gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
You're a beauty.
You're the best of your breed.
You're a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I'm gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline's my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark's bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.
You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I'm busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.