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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2009, 01:08:36 AM »
every fourth beat he hits one of those wylde (sorry, couldn't resist) pinch harmonics - I wish he'd stop it, I can't listen to the guy play any more.

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 01:14:07 AM »
They should make a coffin case his size.

So he can go die.
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2009, 08:21:53 AM »
now now

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2009, 08:31:19 AM »
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 08:50:11 AM »
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?

Because we are all stuck in a rut remembering our favorite periods of his career (Ozzy, Pride and Glory, Book of Shadows). Also we are sickend by his OTT comercialism, I understand the guy has to make a living but seriously he'd endorse fresh air if he could get a buck for it.

To be honest he's probably learnt his business accumen from Sharon Osbourne, sadly he doesn't have a famous husband to use as a puppet so he uses himself.

Oh (puts on best 90210 voice) and pinch harmonics are like so last season! :lol:

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2009, 08:52:54 AM »
A coffin shaped guitar.

I would have loved one of them when I was 14!

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2009, 09:45:49 AM »
Question: can someone explain why we hate Zakk so much?

I think it's more a question of how can anyone not hate him, he's such a c--k.

There's also the frustration that this is a guy who (on past evidence) has genuine talent, but he's chosen to drown that talent in beer (and pinch harmonics), turn himself into a ludicrous cartoon biker/viking/Kerry King lookalike, and release the same boring album every year.
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2009, 10:08:47 AM »
If the 'Vox Teardrop' had a child and the child became a goth, it would look like this  :P
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2009, 10:16:22 AM »
I understand the humor in the coffin bass used by some psychobilly bands.



But that guitar is just wrong.
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2009, 11:34:32 AM »
Yeah his latest collaborations with Gibson have really made me wonder. But then they will bring out things like that 12 ply candy looking monstrosity. I guess they've got a lot of extra cash to spend on releasing a certain amount of "Novelty" stuff a couple of times per year.   :?
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2009, 11:36:27 AM »
I understand the humor in the coffin bass used by some psychobilly bands.



But that guitar is just wrong.

The Coffin Bass is really cool.... The Coffin Epiphone Guitar? NO!

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2009, 02:36:48 PM »
actually his 7 year son designed the guitar

there was a pic of the boy showing the drawing to him

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2009, 03:03:25 PM »
simply one of those guitars you see in the shop, shake your head and move on!
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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2009, 04:14:00 PM »
I totally agree with everyone. Zakks old stuff is actually some of my favorite music. Book of Shadows and solos like the one from No More Tears-Sold my soul. The guy had such an awesome mixed style of blues and metal and it was really good. I mean he had it all he had the style and that look that every rock star trys to do but cant. But than he grew out that stupid beard and tried to change himself into some trucker Biker Kerry king wannabe. In his interviews he sounds way more stupid. No wonder Ozzy is looking for a new guitarist. His style is totally different.

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Re: Zakk has done it again...
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2009, 07:10:07 PM »
God, what an abomination! I saw it yesterday during my lunch hour at work, and forgot about it, funny how that worked out?

Its such a waste of talent, he was a fairly good guitarist back in the day, but now hes just a caricature of himself, and not a very well drawn one.
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