Hope the immediate after-effects such as pain etc wear off soon as possible, and that the scarring turns out to be one of "not so bad", "not too expensive to rectify", or a serious "female-attracting enhancement"...
We do need pics though (now we've cleared up that it's not, er, "Bo**ocks" - I too was dreading what I was gonna find in this thread :lol:) - cos, face it, you are a "boy", like most of us, and we boys all have experience of major injuries that are classified slightly differently by otherwise caring individuals (ie women like our wives, girlfriends or mothers) - you know, "stop making a fuss, it's just a scratch, of course you're still able to do the ironing", that sort of thing.
If you post pictures, we can offer "expert advice" that you can use as evidence for "I need to be signed-off for a couple of weeks, bed (sofa) rest, dvds, beer, that sort of thing..."
EDIT: Oh dear, Badgermark (Todgermark?!), someone had to lower the tone properly didn't they? :lol:
EDIT2: Perhaps you should have started a new thread, you've probably up-staged Dave's "inconsequential" injury in all our minds now!!!
