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Crimes against Music
« on: October 01, 2009, 11:05:05 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

The cr@p headbanging, the band members all look the same, auto-tuned vocals, keyboards in Metal (only acceptable if you are Ozzy) and the EuroDance bit at the end.

Anyone find anything worse?

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 11:15:25 AM »

Anyone find anything worse?


Oh my god, you just HAD to challenge me didn't you? OK, so long as you understand you brought this on yourself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw

 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Agreed the song you posted, whilst it had some pretty good riff moments and pangs of havyness, was played by a bunch of frog-hopping imbeciles. They looked more out of place and awkward than Nick Griffin at a MENSA convention.

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 11:31:05 AM »
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 03:30:02 PM »
I thought this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQUi5vWfRoY

was the worst song ever cause I am forced listen to it on the radio at work, but the above to take the cake.
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 03:56:11 PM »
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO

It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 04:01:44 PM »

Anyone find anything worse?


Oh my god, you just HAD to challenge me didn't you? OK, so long as you understand you brought this on yourself....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=fvw

 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Agreed the song you posted, whilst it had some pretty good riff moments and pangs of havyness, was played by a bunch of frog-hopping imbeciles. They looked more out of place and awkward than Nick Griffin at a MENSA convention.

THAT IS VILE!  :P :lol:
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 04:15:43 PM »
Hate autotuning....even worse is when you get that what I call cher thing going on.....go with the quote autotune my arse
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 04:41:26 PM »
Do I get a prize because my entry far out-pwns everyone else's nastyness, lol!

Apparently Brokencyde came to my town supporting Jeffrey Starr (some pre-op tranny guy / thing who also writes poopy music). I believe they chickened out when they got wind of the huge amount of gruff hairy metallers that were going to descend on the venue and tear them apart, lol.

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »
I thought this:


Boys LOOKING like Girl? :lol:

Jesus, what is that video from Nadzilla??? Techno with gutural screams???
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO
It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

F***ing sh!t!! WHat is this? :o  Bear Force HUU??? I'm frightened!

Now it's time for the brazilian entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccxRORl97M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJCTdBNNwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBfE5AHNaY

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 05:19:59 PM »
I thought this:


Boys LOOKING like Girl? :lol:

Jesus, what is that video from Nadzilla??? Techno with gutural screams???
I f**kin' love this...  LMAO
It's your worst prison nightmares made real!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

F***ing sh!t!! WHat is this? :o  Bear Force HUU??? I'm frightened!

Now it's time for the brazilian entry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccxRORl97M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJCTdBNNwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBfE5AHNaY
Hardly terrible, just not what we'd listen to by choice. There are top 10 English acts who are worse than that!
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 05:48:06 PM »
Man you posted a Crabcore video. I think it's amazing. Hilarious yet amazing. I heard a scremo remix of low by flo rida that was great too. I'd much rather listen to those first two bands than any metal though...
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 05:49:42 PM »
Roo will hate it more than anything else posted so far just on the strength of that 2nd video Fernando, hah!

Apparently the vid I posted, the music style is called "Crunk". Personally I would have just left it at "cr@p", it's more to the point.  :lol:

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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 06:03:57 PM »
I have to win this.... this is a serious entry

i used to work with this girl in leeds for Zurich Insurance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw
she actully thinks she has talent and isnt a fat stupid cow. she really is the most stupid person i have ever known!!! total idiot
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 06:05:59 PM »
I can't quite bring myself to click on it, but surely Afghan Dave's Lita track must qualify?
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Re: Crimes against Music
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2009, 06:07:46 PM »
I have to win this.... this is a serious entry

i used to work with this girl in leeds for Zurich Insurance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEiNqrEhCKw
she actully thinks she has talent and isnt a fat stupid cow. she really is the most stupid person i have ever known!!! total idiot
Wow, that was truly awful.
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