Amusing Names For Gear.

[MrBump]

Just looking on the Thomann site, and they do an own brand small valve amp, the Harley Benton GA 5 H.

"GASH".

Ha, ha, ha!

[badgermark]

I call all my guitars the same name, which is the same nickname I give my penis. Excalibur.

[gingataff]

In the '80s Yamaha made a pickup called the

"FOCUS" - SH1T (Ceramic)

EDIT: I also remember seeing a small practice amp in a second hand shop, the brand name was P.O.S.
 :?

[DavidRees]

Rothwell's Love Squeeze compressor - coolest name ever
regards - david

[WezV]

big muff has to be the classic, although the BYOC version 'large beaver' has to rate a close second

[Plexi Ken]

Wasn't there an amp with a channel switcher called Foot Unit 2  - f*ck you too  :lol:

[Jonny]

I call all my guitars the same name, which is the same nickname I give my penis. Excalibur.

lmfao, quoted. Soooo quoted.

Noooo it won't fit the word limit - gah!

[dave_mc]

the sho is a fairly crude name too.

[nfe]

I thought this was gonna be about the names people give to their gear, something which makes we want to stab myself in the face.

I'm glad it isn't.

[Philly Q]

It's childish, but I still find this funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by7nNwQe_Sc

[Ratrod]

There was a pedal that was called Teese Monkeys Fly Out Butt.

[tomjackson]

http://www.coopersonic.com/

The valve slapper has Thrust, Ball's, Tits and Ass controls.....

[Ratrod]

And how about the Malekko Assmaster bass overdrive?

[Dmoney]

nobody mentioned koch and fuchs yet?

[ToneMonkey]

Not guitar related, but I once saw a snooker cue endorsed by Marco Foo.  It was called the Foo Cue.... made me larf anyway.