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fbloke

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Joke of the day
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:20:05 PM »
Not sure if I've posted this before, but it's a good gag anyway so here goes:
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Will

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 06:53:20 PM »
:D He knows his priorities
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Jonny

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 06:55:11 PM »
ROFL.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 12:29:01 PM »
Haha, where's that from?  Can't be an ordinary newspaper because nobody would get it.
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 01:33:14 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 03:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Philly Q on November 15, 2009, 12:29:01 PM
Haha, where's that from?  Can't be an ordinary newspaper because nobody would get it.

That's exactly what I thought when I first read it this morning.

It made me laugh out loud, but...

I've just tried it on the missus... she thought it was mildly amusing, but then she went "I assume that she'd deliberately broken his amplifier or something...?"

Had to explain it to her... (including a tour of the Tech forum on here) :roll:

Her eventual conclusion was "yes very funny, but there's no way a human being would have got it..." :lol:
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fbloke

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 05:03:34 PM »
Sorry folks, no idea where it came from - someone e-mailed it to me.

As for women understanding, you might as well attempt to get Lord Lucan to ride a Unicorn through your living room. To quote Norm from Cheers;

"Women.  Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts"
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Will

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 05:44:05 PM »
Quote from: fbloke on November 15, 2009, 05:03:34 PM

"Women.  Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts"
I heard a good one last night
"Women... Can't live without them, can't shoot them"
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Afghan Dave

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 05:52:05 PM »
That's quality!  :lol: :lol:
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Plexi Ken

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 08:49:08 PM »
Great gag  :D
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 09:33:22 PM »
haha, good stuff :)
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Ted 'N' Leo

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 10:41:22 PM »
Quote from: AndyR on November 15, 2009, 03:06:30 PM
Her eventual conclusion was "yes very funny, but there's no way a human being would have got it..." :lol:

Strange, i told my parents earlier and they were in fits of laughter.

Very funny stuff!
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 01:01:28 AM »
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"I'd like a Fender Stratocaster please".   The shopkeeper says:

"Are you sure Sir?" The bloke says " Yes, absolutely sure, a Fender Stratocaster.  That is most definitely what I want".

Shopkeeper:  "Really, a Fender Stratocaster?"
Bloke, irritated: "Yes! I want a Fender Stratocaster!"
Shopkeeper:  " You're a drummer, aren't you Sir?"
Bloke, incredulous: " Well, yes, I am a drummer.  How did you know?"

Shopkeeper:  " Because this is a butcher's, Sir"

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 01:29:29 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 07:32:37 PM »
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