actually Philly, i have bought one :)
i've had it quite a while now. i've had lots of ideas about what to do with it, and so far it has gained a stetsbar! at the next string change it's getting Sperzels. the sperzels actually fit the post holes without drilling, but the guide holes are different, the tuners on the guitar don't have screws.
pickup wise, i really want to put a VHII in it, to keep some of the snappy fendery character.
i was going to cover the scratchplate in coloured crystals :) but that's on the back burner at the minute