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choucas09

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Pizza
« on: January 01, 2010, 08:25:08 PM »
This is a telephone complaint received by Asda.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8551920
« Last Edit: January 01, 2010, 08:40:54 PM by choucas09 »

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 09:48:27 PM »
F**kin Class  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ian Price

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 10:40:24 PM »
 :lol: Although I was expecting him to say that he had bought a pizza base!
I think I hate being indecisive.

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 10:40:42 PM »
:lol:
I too use chicken as a measurement.

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 11:50:21 PM »
 :lol:

Thanks for sharing that gem...

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 11:17:05 AM »
:lol: Although I was expecting him to say that he had bought a pizza base!

Yeah that's what was going through my mind.
Then he was asking "can I get a pizza delivered" - don't know what century he's living in!

Thanks for posting, that was excellent

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 12:06:05 PM »
Wait a minute........................

Is this why my CD's don't work?
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Re: Pizza
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 12:09:02 PM »
lol, I hope he put it in the oven the right-way-up  :?
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Re: Pizza
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 01:35:46 PM »
Wait a minute........................

Is this why my CD's don't work?

True story - I lent a Nickelback album to an ex girlfriend who wasn't particularly practical  and she complained that it was broken and wouldn't play. I checked it and she had it in the player upside down.
She said that she read the label and it clearly said "Silver Side Up"
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Re: Pizza
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 01:44:13 PM »
Oh dear Lord!

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 06:26:25 PM »
I work in a complaints department and that sounded WAY too familiar - what a plank.  It would be a great job if it wasn't for the customers  :lol:


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Re: Pizza
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2010, 12:17:11 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for that

:lol: Although I was expecting him to say that he had bought a pizza base!

This. Or he bought a pitta bread or something.

Wait a minute........................

Is this why my CD's don't work?

True story - I lent a Nickelback album to an ex girlfriend who wasn't particularly practical  and she complained that it was broken and wouldn't play. I checked it and she had it in the player upside down.
She said that she read the label and it clearly said "Silver Side Up"

That's hilarious too!!

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Re: Pizza
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 04:02:22 PM »
oh jeezus.........

I can hardly understand british accents through distorted phone lines, its near impossible.

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