Zakk will jump straight on this one with the "God damn society dwelling muthafuka phone". Complete with beard and squealing pinch harmonic text message alerts.
Comes with your choice of casket-shaped or beer-bottle-shaped fascia! Available finishes: Bullseye, Rebel Flag, Buzzsaw, Camo Bullseye, Old Rope.
On the Claptonphone topic, I wonder if the touchscreen only works if you pull wincing guitar faces as you type?
