Aerosmith, dirty old aunties?

[shobet]

Is it me or has Steven Tyler and Joe Perry started looking like a couple of demented old aunties? Have a look at this month's Classic Rock magazine for what I'm on about.



'kinell!

[Fourth Feline]

That is horrendous !  They look like Trinny and Susannah , with 30 more years on the clock - and a massive amount of substance abuse . It's no wonder they use mirrors for snorting, and not for looking in .

Those pictures even make me look nice - so thanks for posting .  :)

[hunter]

It's sad, I'm sure Steven isn't very happy at the moment. I hope he'll be better soon!

[fbloke]

Shobet, uncannily I was reading this today and when I looked at the second photograph I genuinely though "Christ, Julia Roberts is anorexic.  What's that got to do with Aerosmith?"  It was only when I looked at the caption that I realised that it was Steven Tyler.  He is in a bad way, another bad advert for prescription drugs as dished out by American Doctors to the wealthy and famous.   As for Joe Perry, what a MILF! Looks very toned and tanned. If I look like that at 61 I'll be pretty damned happy.  I must do more booze, coke and groupies, it obviously worked for him.

[Philly Q]

I've said before that I think Tyler is using female hormones (in some form or other) to keep himself looking "young" ( :| ).  

Perry, to be fair, doesn't normally look that freakish..... but he's got that Keith Richards/Ronnie Wood syndrome of slowly turning into an old Native American.  Actually, he looks like some kind of bird of prey in that picture!  :lol:

Have you noticed that a remarkably high percentage of rock stars apparently manage to keep their hair, compared with the rest of us?  There must be a hell of a lot of money spent on syrups and/or hair transplants....

[shobet]

They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!

[fbloke]

They look a pair of old munters you wouldn't want to go home with at the end of the disco!

Right then, pint-o-meter readings:  I'll kick off:

Joe Perry - 8 Kronenbourgs and a cheeky Jagermeister snort
Steven Tyler - Gallon of Stella, two Rohypnol and a general anaesthetic

[keith]

Dudes looks like they're ladies

[Nadz1lla]

Dudes looks like they're ladies

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ratrod]

I LOL-ed all the way through this topic.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

[shobet]

I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis


or

[Fourth Feline]

Dudes looks like they're ladies

 :lol:

[Philly Q]

I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis

I'm not sure, but if they had a Harry Hill style "Fight!" I'm 100% certain the one at the top would win.

[blue]

i think Joe still looks pretty good for a man of his age.  Steven has somehow become a little old lady!  i suppose his various illnesses over the last while can't have done his appearance much good

[FELINEGUITARS]

I've just sussed it out, which one of these is Jackie Onasis


or

That is uncanny