It's Saturday! - Will shobet post drunk tonight?

[shobet]

I haven't been able to tear my eyes away from the screen all weekend. My calluses are hurting and I've run out of tissues. 

[Fourth Feline]

Nah .............. apparently he met up with .................

Pictures of tits will solve things!

Have some blue tits

and is still recovering..... 8)

Aren't you the lucky one ; I just got afternoon tea with her Gran... :(

[shobet]

Ooh time for a wank break and a cuppa char!

[Afghan Dave]

Head or Tails?

I like tails.  :lol:

[_tom_]

^I can't stop looking at that masterpiece!

[Tellboy]

Head or Tails?

I like tails.  :lol:

Ooooooh - I'm with you there Dave  PDT_009

In my next life I'm coming back as that pair of knickers  :orcass:

[Fourth Feline]

In my next life I'm coming back as that pair of knickers  :orcass:

Be careful what you wish for Tellboy ;  you may not get the chance to chose the wearer(s)...  :roll:

Scary.

[shobet]

I'm inebriated and there's no ####!! worth taking the piss out of on the interwebs. I'm going to have to go to harmony shiteral and make witty jibes at yanks who'll unfortunately have no idea what I'm on about. Oh times is hard...

Goodnight you fannies, I shall be with the blue tits dreaming of feathering my nest.

[Afghan Dave]

Going to Milton Keynes to get smashed at a shite nightclub for no reason...

If I am not balls deep in a south midlands lass, I may post something here I regret in the morning.

Sorry in advance.  PDT_029

[Fourth Feline]

Going to Milton Keynes to get smashed at a shiteeee nightclub for no reason...

If I am not balls deep in a south midlands lass, I may post something here I regret in the morning.

Sorry in advance.  PDT_029

I look forward to the 'reportage', as Saturday night just isn't Saturday night around here without Shobet and Afghan  sharing 'field reports' with us.  :lol:  

By the way Dave ;  do remember to paint your fingernails black, and put on your 'Jarvis' gear...  8)

" So young lady, you're here on your own eh ? ................. oh gosh " 

[shobet]

I assume young Dave managed to acquire a lady for the night since there's been to ritual abuse.

As others would say around here 'Pics, or it never happened'.

I better get the sick bucket just in case...

[horsehead]

could you imagine Dave out on the town? He'll probably be stalking some fine filly like the Yorkshire Ripper


is that a too to much?

[shobet]

I see him more as Fred West.

[Will]

I went past Pink punters of MK this morning, I think Dave and Vince were still there

[Afghan Dave]

could you imagine Dave out on the town? He'll probably be stalking some fine filly like the Yorkshire Ripper


is that a too to much?

No but I'm more of a "family" man...



Sadly I had no luck finding a victim err... I mean partner last night... I was just too smashed to post when I got home.

Did have a cool conversation with a couple of ladies as to the possibility of sticking my tongue up their asses and having the favour returned..  :D  They seemed quite open to the idea but I didn't see them again after that...  :(

Well as they say "nothing ventured"  :?