Ah, I may be a non-laddish, two-pints-and-fall-asleep-in-a-corner little geek.... but I do know quite a bit about football. :P
Mostly in a facts-and-figures kind of way, I must admit. I follow the results, the transfers, the manager sackings. I don't actually go to football matches, and I can't really see the tactical "shape" of a game when I watch it. But I've spent 20+ years working with football fanatics and it's slowly rubbed off on me.