I should not give away my secrets, but organize yourself a Gibson 335 Studio. In the US, one can be had for less than a grand. No clue what one might pay elsewhere, but steal if you must.
What you get is a 335 without as much trimmings (unbound neck, no goofy-looking flowerpot), no f-holes and Dirty Fingers pickups. It will have a rear access plate, which makes it much easier to swap out pickups and electronics than a regular semi-hollow Gibson. That said, my 335 Studio is the only guitar I have had for any length of time and never seen fit to modify in any way.
With this guitar, you will be scoring (with chicks). Otherwise, the standard Gibson disclaimer continues to apply.