I used get to get drunk all the time when I was a bit younger, not that long ago really. I've been legless a few times like that bloke in the clip but on the whole i did handle it ok. If it all got too much I would just bring it up down the bog and start again. I could pretty much do that when required. On huge nights out I would get out of a cab, walk down an alleyway and just stand there and bring it up. That way I would sleep better and have less of a hangover in the morning. I don't do that any more but I think I drink a lot less than I used to. I would quite easily spend my weeks wages on one or two nights out.
I did get knocked spark out by a bouncer once! I can't remember a thing about it to this day.
I've walked into big mirrors in night clubs and apologised to my reflection.
I tried to piss on my brother when he was in bed cos I thought i was in the bathroom. I know people who have done this to family members whilst drunk and as you can imagine, all hell breaks loose.
I've been in all kinds of silly situations when pissed up, too many to remember, but most of them really funny, to me anyway.
