Medical

[choucas09]

Bloke goes to the doctor's. The doctor says, "You're going to have to stop masturbating." The bloke says, "Why?" The doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

[Johnny Mac]

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on
telly a few times but I'm no Dean Martin".

[Johnny Mac]

"So I rang up a local building firm,
I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

[Johnny Mac]

"Cos it's strange, isn't it.
You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you.
But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

[Johnny Mac]

A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem' The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a 50" flat screen telly'.

[Transcend]

These are probably the worst jokes i have ever heard

[Frank]

So I went to the doctor, he said say "Aaaaaaah"

I said "Why?"

He said "my dog's just died"


thank you Tommy Cooper

[Dreichlift]

A man goes into the doctor complaining of terrible headaches. The doctor says "When I have a headache I go home and make love to my wife, then the headache just goes away". The man thanks the doctor and leaves the surgery. A few hours later the doctor gets a phone call from the man saying "Hello Doctor, I did what you said, it's wonderful my headache is completely gone. Oh by the way, your wife would like you to pick up some milk on your way home."

[Johnny Mac]

So I went to the doctor, he said say "Aaaaaaah"

I said "Why?"

He said "my dog's just died"


thank you Tommy Cooper

I love Tommy Cooper Jokes, especially after 5 or so pints!

[dheim]

well... a woman goes out the doctor's door with a perplexed face and stands still a bit, speaking to herself...
"scorpio?" "acquarius?"
the doctor peeks for a second from the door and answers... "no, madam, it's cancer!"

terrible, but i find it funny...

[Johnny Mac]

well... a woman goes out the doctor's door with a perplexed face and stands still a bit, speaking to herself...
"scorpio?" "acquarius?"
the doctor peeks for a second from the door and answers... "no, madam, it's cancer!"

terrible, but i find it funny...

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