Sorry, I got as far as the 'BEATLES' (seriously, dude, take your caps lock key and throw it in the bin), then could read no more of your post.
As for:
You can go with you standard one's and with a pup change,caps and add a 4 way switch and you can go from COUNTRY to THRASH METAL with the flck of a switch
Whether or not this is true, you'll still look like a total tw@t, because you're wearing a tele. End of story.
The only thing you could have said to make your argument even worse would be something like: 'Even traffic wardens love the look of the telecaster'.
Yeah, I think I do have tele Tourette's. :)