Alder:
and maple (without any of that structurally weakening flame stuff):
Just gorgeous
*.
*Does help if you paint the the alder and cover the maple with decorations like frets, machine heads, logo decals etc. Still it's what it sounds like, right?
In all seriousness, these are the woods I'd choose. I know they aren't pretty but I've never really gone for any of the fancier patterned electric guitars. I like 'em plain and sprayed with car-paint.