That is a problem...thought I would be happy to even afford the thoughts you have xD
At least the "that would be weird" part doesnīt bother me too much. I have a Ibanez S 570b that I turned into more of a vintage rock than into a modern metal axe. Why? Just cause it felt right.
But I see your problem, but that is something you just need to figure out. Or you need a sign.
Like when I bought my Ibanez I had looked at a lot of other Floyd Rose 6-Strings over a perioud of several months, but none really stuck. Then I remembered that I tried to win a Ibanez through the band Protest The Hero, one of their guitarists also plays one, and had another look at it and there was something there. I went to sleep other it, needing to decide the next morning. Now my alarm clock wakes me with music every day, picking a random song out of nearly 5000. Sure enough, that morning what came on was my favourite song by Protest the Hero and I just knew that it was the right axe for me.
Same with my accoustic Ibanez. First thing that caught my eye when I walked in the store was that Joe Satriani Signature. Held it in hand and it sounded amazing. Couldnīt find a pricetag though and just asumed that it was too good to be affordable for me. Looked around, had other good guitars, but that one stuck with me. Later I asked about that one and learned that it was affordable. I knew that that was the guitar right from the start.
What Iīm trying to say is that I find it important that you feel your choice is right. In the end you got to have a relationship with your instrument and that is something I donīt think can be forced. I have one with all of my guitars. You need that feeling in your gut, that knowing that this is it for you.
Just like I name my guitars at some point. That is usually after a PU switch, when feeling and sound form a unity, a character and I find a name fitting for that special voice and character that only that axe has. But it has to feel right, looking for a name just to have a name doesnīt work for me.
I think youīll know when you know.
Just keep an waying options and if possible trying out and listening to sound clips,...
Thats my way at least. You might work different.^^