Never confuse laxatives with Viagra...

[fbloke]

....it makes you cr@p in bed.

Boom, tish. Ithangyou.

[MrBump]

I don't think that we should let this pass.

Lets have some more one-liners - I can't remember the last dedicated gag-thread that we had...

[tomjackson]

When my girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkess, I thought she must be joking!

And then I saw her face.

[Dmoney]

why did nivea cream? because max factor!

[Telerocker]

shite happens..

[choucas09]

Bloke goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You're going to have to stop masturbating." The bloke says, "Why?"  The doctor says, "Cos I'm trying to examine you."

[ToneMonkey]

Andy Murray has a new sponsorship deal with Prit-Stick.  Apparently he's good on paper but cr@p on every other surface.

[Keven]

this pirate walks into a bar with a boat wheel on his crotch. bartender asks ''why do you have a wheel on your crotch?'' '' Arrr! it's drivin' me nuts!''

[_tom_]

What do you do if a bird shites on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.

:oops:

[JacksonRR]

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says, "Make me one with everything."

[Keven]

*slaps knee*

[Oroficus]

How can you tell if a lesbian is butch ?   She rolls her own tampons.

[Telerocker]

Conversation of two blonds:

,,Hey, do you have a pink clitoris too?''

,,Uhhm, I don't know. My husband is the gardener here!''

[JacksonRR]

How can you tell if a lesbian is butch ?   She rolls her own tampons.

:lol: That's good.


How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool.

[Oroficus]

What does an elephant use for a tampon ?   A sheep !