Haha, maybe it would be more efficient if we assumed that Roo didn't like guitars in general? xD
Also I quite like the look of the bridge only Ibby RGs. (I have a 370DX RG that I'm not too happy with so this is probably just an illogical gas)
I wish they made an RG with a thicker neck, more rounded fretboard, and with a hardtail. My one suffers (only opinion of course. Stupid of me to buy a guitar such as that but it was the spur of the moment) from a weird "cardboardy" feeling from being a Floyd rose guitar and basswood lol... Need a good meaty slab of wood with a nice pickup(s)