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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 07:46:45 AM »
I like to mess around chugging palms mutes and pinches and stuff

Oh so YOU'RE that guy?

I am also guilty of this. And if it has a floating trem theres some whammy harmonics followed by 9 of guitars being terribly out of tune and then i grab something hardtail.


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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2011, 11:58:44 AM »
I like to mess around chugging palms mutes and pinches and stuff

Oh so YOU'RE that guy?

I am also guilty of this. And if it has a floating trem theres some whammy harmonics followed by 9 of guitars being terribly out of tune and then i grab something hardtail.



God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2011, 12:16:14 PM »
I like to mess around chugging palms mutes and pinches and stuff

Oh so YOU'RE that guy?

I am also guilty of this. And if it has a floating trem theres some whammy harmonics followed by 9 of guitars being terribly out of tune and then i grab something hardtail.



God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

I have only ever found one guitar that had the trem setup properly...

I actually ended up buying it too

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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2011, 12:26:41 PM »
I like to mess around chugging palms mutes and pinches and stuff

Oh so YOU'RE that guy?

I am also guilty of this. And if it has a floating trem theres some whammy harmonics followed by 9 of guitars being terribly out of tune and then i grab something hardtail.



God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

I have only ever found one guitar that had the trem setup properly...

I actually ended up buying it too

I think that should be a message to guitar shops worldwide, lol.

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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2011, 01:48:35 PM »
God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

yeah the missing trem bar thing is annoying. I mean, I understand that maybe if they left them on all the guitars, that people would just mess about on them and wreck the guitar/trem... but if i'm seriously considering buying the guitar, trying out the trem is one of the things i want to try to make sure the trem is ok. It's not being nitpicky or annoying, and if i don't get to try it i'm probably not going to buy the guitar.

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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2011, 02:02:08 PM »
God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

yeah the missing trem bar thing is annoying. I mean, I understand that maybe if they left them on all the guitars, that people would just mess about on them and wreck the guitar/trem... but if i'm seriously considering buying the guitar, trying out the trem is one of the things i want to try to make sure the trem is ok. It's not being nitpicky or annoying, and if i don't get to try it i'm probably not going to buy the guitar.

I went into Dawsons not long ago and tried an Ibanez Jem (the £2000 model), and I asked for the trem and they said it was in a big box somewhere with hundreds of trems, so they couldn't track it down at the present time. It's bloody ridiculous. A Jem without a Floyd? It's like test driving a Ferarri F1 without an accelerator, or on a 30mph zone.

Another thing which annoyed me, was trying out a guitar that, let me say, wasn't cheap; and I wanted to try it on a Peavey 6505 (my amp) so I knew exactly how it would react. And the bloody store assistant said that there was no nearby plugs so I'd have to settle to try it on a Line 6 Spider IV. All it takes is a little bit of there time, and mabye they'd get themselves a sale. The store wasn't even busy either grrr

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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2011, 03:20:53 PM »
God isn't it awful when guitar shops have Floating Bridges that are never in tune? The thing that pisses me off the most though is when they tell you they can't find the Trem Bar for you. I just wanna throw he guitar at them the lazy *****.

Rant Over! :P

yeah the missing trem bar thing is annoying. I mean, I understand that maybe if they left them on all the guitars, that people would just mess about on them and wreck the guitar/trem... but if i'm seriously considering buying the guitar, trying out the trem is one of the things i want to try to make sure the trem is ok. It's not being nitpicky or annoying, and if i don't get to try it i'm probably not going to buy the guitar.

I went into Dawsons not long ago and tried an Ibanez Jem (the £2000 model), and I asked for the trem and they said it was in a big box somewhere with hundreds of trems, so they couldn't track it down at the present time. It's bloody ridiculous. A Jem without a Floyd? It's like test driving a Ferarri F1 without an accelerator, or on a 30mph zone.

Another thing which annoyed me, was trying out a guitar that, let me say, wasn't cheap; and I wanted to try it on a Peavey 6505 (my amp) so I knew exactly how it would react. And the bloody store assistant said that there was no nearby plugs so I'd have to settle to try it on a Line 6 Spider IV. All it takes is a little bit of there time, and mabye they'd get themselves a sale. The store wasn't even busy either grrr

These are both very unprofessional and lazy practices you have experienced. There is no excuse for such customer disservice.

Cheers Stephan

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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2011, 03:47:25 PM »


These are both very unprofessional and lazy practices you have experienced. There is no excuse for such customer disservice.

Cheers Stephan

just to counter this, i was in a shop recently, trying out the AFD100, and there was just the one guy working.  he set up the amp and a 4x12 for me, and dragged out another marshall head to compare it to, and offered any guitar in the place i might want to try with it, while building up and dismantling an entire drum kit for a 12 year old to try out, getting tea for me, him and a couple of other customers, answering the phone, and dealing with a man from the electric board!  all the while maintaining an air of relaxed cool :)
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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2011, 04:05:43 PM »


These are both very unprofessional and lazy practices you have experienced. There is no excuse for such customer disservice.

Cheers Stephan

just to counter this, i was in a shop recently, trying out the AFD100, and there was just the one guy working.  he set up the amp and a 4x12 for me, and dragged out another marshall head to compare it to, and offered any guitar in the place i might want to try with it, while building up and dismantling an entire drum kit for a 12 year old to try out, getting tea for me, him and a couple of other customers, answering the phone, and dealing with a man from the electric board!  all the while maintaining an air of relaxed cool :)

This is pure Professionalism. I think these days, there's so many kids wanting to try out top quality equipment, just for the sake of it, that assistants are just plain sick of going out there way for it. But there is still some sleazy people out there. There's also people who just do stuff because they think they're right, for e.g. many years ago there was a shop called Keys in Oldham, UK, and I was getting a set of Dimarzio Evolutions fitted into my guitar. And the guy wired them up with 250k pots, with the red/green wire reversed. His excuse was that it provided a warmer tone and tamed the pickups. Now I know I'm to blame for not asking for what I exactly wanted, but he could have had the courtesy to ask what exactly I wanted. I think people just assume what they know is right. Ah well, life goes on I guess :/

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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2011, 04:18:55 PM »
I like to mess around chugging palms mutes and pinches and stuff

Oh so YOU'RE that guy?

Yup.  :lol:
I just like to get a small taste and move on, especially if it's nothing exciting. I don't go change into leopard print spandex and demand a wireless unit so I can do solos in each individual customer's face while using my PhilX voice. I should though.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2011, 04:23:28 PM by JacksonRR »

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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2011, 05:16:19 PM »
I have a bad habit of playing Death's "spirit crusher" every time im in a music shop
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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2011, 05:53:42 PM »
(a) I went into Dawsons not long ago and tried an Ibanez Jem (the £2000 model), and I asked for the trem and they said it was in a big box somewhere with hundreds of trems, so they couldn't track it down at the present time. It's bloody ridiculous. A Jem without a Floyd? It's like test driving a Ferarri F1 without an accelerator, or on a 30mph zone.

(b) Another thing which annoyed me, was trying out a guitar that, let me say, wasn't cheap; and I wanted to try it on a Peavey 6505 (my amp) so I knew exactly how it would react. And the bloody store assistant said that there was no nearby plugs so I'd have to settle to try it on a Line 6 Spider IV. All it takes is a little bit of there time, and mabye they'd get themselves a sale. The store wasn't even busy either grrr

(a) yeah pretty much :lol:

(b) yeah... i never understood that either. It's a false economy for the shop, you want people to be trying out the guitars through better amps than they already own, surely? :lol:

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Re: Them songs you play in a Guitar Shop, but never listen to or play at home.
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2011, 06:07:41 PM »


These are both very unprofessional and lazy practices you have experienced. There is no excuse for such customer disservice.

Cheers Stephan

just to counter this, i was in a shop recently, trying out the AFD100, and there was just the one guy working.  he set up the amp and a 4x12 for me, and dragged out another marshall head to compare it to, and offered any guitar in the place i might want to try with it, while building up and dismantling an entire drum kit for a 12 year old to try out, getting tea for me, him and a couple of other customers, answering the phone, and dealing with a man from the electric board!  all the while maintaining an air of relaxed cool :)

Guitarguitar in newcastle treated me similarly. I wandered in, declared that I wanted to try out high end metal amps...que 3 hours of them changing heads for me, trying out all the heads with different cabs, trying them boosted, giving me nods when the shop was clear enough to crank them, and getting me coffee. Left with a powerball and ubercab. A couple of days later the manual, that all of us forgot at the time, was posted through my door.

I cant stand it when the gear is in sub-par condition or the staff only grudgingly let you try anything, guarding their precious stock like they dont want to sell it and treating you like an inconvenience. I dont buy anything from those shops. Dawsons manchester have done this with me, and I wouldnt so much as get a set of strings from there.

On topic though: Guitars in E confuse me. Give me one of my guitars, in drop B or C# and I noodle around and bash strings just seeing what I come up with, and never actually play anyone elses songs. Give me a guitar in E and I default to metallica, maiden and random blues and shred nonesense. I do apologise to any guitar shop people for this :lol: But then in part because of that, I'm never in a guitar shop to try out guitars, and will take one of my own if I'm after an amp.

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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2011, 06:11:41 PM »


These are both very unprofessional and lazy practices you have experienced. There is no excuse for such customer disservice.

Cheers Stephan

just to counter this, i was in a shop recently, trying out the AFD100, and there was just the one guy working.  he set up the amp and a 4x12 for me, and dragged out another marshall head to compare it to, and offered any guitar in the place i might want to try with it, while building up and dismantling an entire drum kit for a 12 year old to try out, getting tea for me, him and a couple of other customers, answering the phone, and dealing with a man from the electric board!  all the while maintaining an air of relaxed cool :)

Guitarguitar in newcastle treated me similarly. I wandered in, declared that I wanted to try out high end metal amps...que 3 hours of them changing heads for me, trying out all the heads with different cabs, trying them boosted, giving me nods when the shop was clear enough to crank them, and getting me coffee. Left with a powerball and ubercab. A couple of days later the manual, that all of us forgot at the time, was posted through my door.

I cant stand it when the gear is in sub-par condition or the staff only grudgingly let you try anything, guarding their precious stock like they dont want to sell it and treating you like an inconvenience. I dont buy anything from those shops. Dawsons manchester have done this with me, and I wouldnt so much as get a set of strings from there.

On topic though: Guitars in E confuse me. Give me one of my guitars, in drop B or C# and I noodle around and bash strings just seeing what I come up with, and never actually play anyone elses songs. Give me a guitar in E and I default to metallica, maiden and random blues and shred nonesense. I do apologise to any guitar shop people for this :lol: But then in part because of that, I'm never in a guitar shop to try out guitars, and will take one of my own if I'm after an amp.

It was actually the Dawsons in Manchester where I experienced this horrible service, lol.

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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2011, 06:43:15 PM »
The local Dawsons to me which is huddersfield is great

But i have known the staff for years when its changed from a woods to a dolphin and now dawsons.

They'll let me try anything and if its not busy just chill out and chat gear and  have a coffee.

The best thing is half of the staff are metalheads so i can occasionally get them to pull stock in from the warehouse that they wouldnt normally have in store