This won't sound like it, but it is a serious suggestion.
Try "The Winner Takes It All" (yep, Abba!).
If you, er, "punk-it-up-some" (is that the correct technical term? :roll:), it could be an absolute shocker (in a good way) at a gig. I've tried all sorts of things on it over the last few years. It can go bluesy, rocky, faster, real slow, whatever. I see no reason why it couldn't go punky as well.
And a trio with the bass-player doing vox is probably enough instrumentation to get all the hooks out easily.
Don't blame me if you get famous with a joke Abba cover, though! :lol: