Run the back of the neck of your guitar between a tramps legs! :twisted:
This will insure that
A - you are not playing as you are out of the house with your guitar looking for a tramp
B - In doing this you will probably be attacked be the tramp and hospitalised, and therfore not playing the guitar.
C - You will not want to touch the neck of your guitar until a decontamination team have dealt with it = more time not playing your guitar.
Don't any of you lot ever see the simple solution?
