I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?

[HTH AMPS]

Four pages and nobody has posted a link to the classic UB40 song...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkz71zy8T8s&feature=related

[XxpapertigerxX]

I suppose so, I've worked with sound engineers who probably eat the knobs on mixing desks if you leave them alone too long.

 :lol:

[Afghan Dave]

The bar-steward is totally uninterested in the trap!

I caught sight of him right next to it before he ran away.... I'm getting glue traps as I know his "rat run" route quite well by now.

ARGGHHHH!  :x

[Frank]

Whatever happens do not let the rat bite you. That happened to a friend of mine, he developed rat powers and started fighting crime.

[Afghan Dave]

No worries... I was actually bitten by a Bonobo chimp at a Zoo when I was a child... soon after I found I could "do things" other humans didn't.

I stopped a car thief in his tracks the other day by masturbating vigorously and throwing poo... He won't try that again!

[horsehead]

So you haven't found the hole

You haven't grabbed the hairy beast

You can't get it into your trap

Your just not trying are you mate :) Try putting some tar out, if it's dyslexic it's try to make friends and get stuck in a close relationship

[JacksonRR]

I think it's time to step up your game.

One of these:


One of these:


And one of these:

[MrBump]

My mother gets rid of snails in her garden by sinking a bowl filled with beer.  Apparently snails love the brown stuff.

Perhaps you could try the same with your rat?

[Afghan Dave]

Another night.... No capture.  :x  I was sure the glue trap would get him but this guy is not playing by the rules.

Trouble is I'm gonna be sh*tfaced drunk this weekend so if I get back from a night out and he is caught.... I won't be 100% able to observe the Geneva convention.

And I get the munchies, so he might go under the grill.

[Mr. Air]

Another night.... No capture.  :x  I was sure the glue trap would get him but this guy is not playing by the rules.

Trouble is I'm gonna be sh*tfaced drunk this weekend so if I get back from a night out and he is caught.... I won't be 100% able to observe the Geneva convention.

And I get the munchies, so he might go under the grill.

I'm not totally sure that the Geneva Convention applies to animals as well  :D

I say: Go karate kid in his arse!

[Frank]

I think what we need here is a 24 hour live webcam feed from Afghan Dave's kitchen

[Afghan Dave]

I think what we need here is a 24 hour live webcam feed from Afghan Dave's kitchen

Good idea, I could use the help... send me a pm if you spot the bugger!

[Frank]

THERE IT IS!

[Johnny Mac]

Get a Jack Russell in there. They're bred to kill Rats, Rabbits and verminous things like this.

[Philly Q]

Get a Jack Russell in there. They're bred to kill Rats, Rabbits and verminous things like this.

He's not as nimble as he used to be....