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Afghan Dave

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #75 on: February 17, 2012, 03:42:31 PM »
He's got a colostomy bag now..
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #76 on: February 17, 2012, 04:32:28 PM »
He's got a colostomy bag now..

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #77 on: February 18, 2012, 04:11:55 PM »
Get a Jack Russell in there. They're bred to kill Rats, Rabbits and verminous things like this.

He's not as nimble as he used to be....



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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #78 on: February 18, 2012, 06:31:00 PM »
Errrr.......... Jack Russell.  :P


Jack Russell of Great White, that is.


Or in fact, Jack Russell of "Jack Russell's Great White", since he's not actually in the real Great White any more.
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #79 on: February 18, 2012, 06:39:01 PM »
So it's Jack Russell from Jack Russell's Great White, gotcha.

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #80 on: February 19, 2012, 03:02:01 PM »
Wow, he's put on a bit of weight since he was keeping for England...

I've heard he only eats bananas, baked beans, and digestive biscuits - so he might not be that ideal for rat munching... he'd probably do you a good oil painting of it, though...
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #81 on: February 19, 2012, 09:45:10 PM »
Afghan: come on mate - news update needed! did you catch it?
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Afghan Dave

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #82 on: February 19, 2012, 10:04:36 PM »
I'm at a loss... the thing is smart.

He's not fallen for any of my bait or the traps yet.  :?
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2012, 10:34:14 PM »
Perhaps he has been on the forum.Maybe you should be a bit more clandestine.
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #84 on: February 20, 2012, 12:03:49 AM »
I'm at a loss... the thing is smart.

He's not fallen for any of my bait or the traps yet.  :?

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #85 on: February 20, 2012, 06:04:24 AM »
bucket trap

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #86 on: February 20, 2012, 05:26:59 PM »
Use peanut butter in your trap. Works for me.
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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #87 on: February 20, 2012, 11:23:40 PM »
mains plug, cut off other end, strip wires, cheese in close proximity, set webcam to motion record, wait for Youtube upload of the year in the making and a burning smell that will linger for a day or two  :lol:

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #88 on: February 20, 2012, 11:52:00 PM »
mains plug, cut off other end, strip wires, cheese in close proximity, set webcam to motion record, wait for Youtube upload of the year in the making and a burning smell that will linger for a day or two  :lol:

Better still, use the HT from a valve amp. Smear peanut butter inside a Marshall on standby overnight and wait for the fireworks.

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Re: I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?
« Reply #89 on: February 21, 2012, 01:08:10 AM »
If you wanne catch a rat, you gotta think like a rat....live like a rat.




Now this is onyl an uneducated idea, but did you try setting up the traps and baits while wearing gloves? I could imagine rats smelling you and knowing to stay clear of it it (they are smart beasts).

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