I've got a RAT!!! (real) what do I do?

[AndyR]

If you wanne catch a rat, you gotta think like a rat....live like a rat.




Now this is onyl an uneducated idea, but did you try setting up the traps and baits while wearing gloves? I could imagine rats smelling you and knowing to stay clear of it it (they are smart beasts).

Now this is good thinking.

And you probably ought to stop peeing in that corner of the kitchen for a while...

[Johnny Mac]

Errrr.......... Jack Russell.  :P


Jack Russell of Great White, that is.


Or in fact, Jack Russell of "Jack Russell's Great White", since he's not actually in the real Great White any more.

I can't say I've heard of him to be honest. I did see them support Motley Crew in '89 but some other bloke did the signing that night. i can't remember his name though, long time ago.  :D

[AndyR]

Nor had I! He's nowhere near as famous as this one, Johnny...

[Philly Q]

Jonathan's the man to ask about Great White, he's a big fan if I remember right.

[Ian Price]

Nor had I! He's nowhere near as famous as this one, Johnny...

One of the last 'proper' English cricketers in my opinion.

[AndyR]

One of the last 'proper' English cricketers in my opinion.

Ah! That means you're getting old... :lol:

[AndyR]

I've just realised, ole Afghan hasn't been on for a few days...

You didn't take Fernando's advice did you, Dave?? :o

Only pull a knife if you're really prepared to use it... otherwise the other b@stard'll grab it and use it on you ....

You alright, Dave?  :?


Can someone go round and check? Naked man smeared in peanut butter lying on kitchen floor with big knife sticking out of him...

[Afghan Dave]

I'm having a sulk, spraying Detol on surfaces while wondering what the rat may have pissed on last night...  :(

[Philly Q]

Is there any possibility it's just packed up and left?

[Ian Price]

It could be a ghost rat. That would explain why you can't catch it.

[Kiichi]

The rat is only a product of your mind, an image created by your subconcious, representing all that is dirty, immoral, etc that you have done and are. This is your subconcious trying to get away from that and lead you to better yourself. It is showing you your errors in a way you can realise and fight them.
You just have to look beyond the horizon. You are Jekyll and the rat is your Mr. Hyde.
Defeating the rat means bettering yourself, becoming a kind, mannered person. Kill your dark side, kill the rat!

[Frank]

I'm having a sulk, spraying Detol on surfaces while wondering what the rat may have pissed on last night...  :(

I hope it hasn't pissed on your toothbrush. That would be terrible. I mean, you'd be thinking about it every time you brushed your teeth.

[JacksonRR]

I'm having a sulk, spraying Detol on surfaces while wondering what the rat may have pissed on last night...  :(

I hope it hasn't pissed on your toothbrush. That would be terrible. I mean, you'd be thinking about it every time you brushed your teeth.

 :lol:

[horsehead]

"There is no spoon...sorry, Rat"

[FELINEGUITARS]

Errrr.......... Jack Russell.  :P


Jack Russell of Great White, that is.


Or in fact, Jack Russell of "Jack Russell's Great White", since he's not actually in the real Great White any more.

I can't say I've heard of him to be honest. I did see them support Motley Crew in '89 but some other bloke did the signing that night. i can't remember his name though, long time ago.  :D

Crue didn't tour UK with Girls Girls Girls - they used the snow on the roof excuse

The tour you are thinking of is the  Dr Feelgood tour and they had Skid Row and WHITE LION as support.

Great WHite have always had Jack Russell as singer till this recent set of problems and they replaced him with XYZ's Terry Illous.
There have been other members in and out of the band  for various reasons , and some rejoined later (like Mark Kendall)

Jack Russell has been off form for some time - a mix of steroid use and drugs being the culprits