Today was the first day of ticket sales for the Chili Peppers UK tour. I was charged with trying to go online and get tickets for me and my mate.
So I'm up bright-eyed and bushy tailed at 8:57 with my computer all loaded up, on ticketmaster.co.uk hitting the 'refresh' button to try and get a slight headstart on everyone else, and at 9am, tickets go on sale. So I'm clicking on the buttons saying 'Manchester Evening News Arena - STANDING', cos that's what it's all about, the standing. I figured it would be busy, it was last time, although we did manage to get tickets (seated) 4 hours after the sale started, and of course, two hours after we got our tickets they announced a second date which another mate somehow fluked two standing tickets to by virtue of the fact he woke up later and more hungover than the rest of us! Anyhow, never trust technology! It kept telling me 'Tickets on sale', then you'd click the link and it would say 'Event Removed from site' or something, and it was only 1 minute past 9??! So by the time it eventually decided that it would search for my tickets, and that the event hadn't been removed from the site, it was 9:07, and I was placed in a queue while it searched for my tickets - this process put me on hold for 7 minutes. So, at quarter past 9, it says 'no tickets'. So I try the second date, on the 11th July, and I'm waiting for 6 minutes or so in my queue when the website develops a fault and apologises as it has to return me to the start of the queue again. Next queue comes up with the promising message 'Your request will take less than 15 minutes' (great...) By the time that's all gone through, guess what, no tickets!
So I check out the seating tickets, cos, God I want to see the chili peppers. They have a few tickets, but the order for my tickets was going to cost £91 - £91?!?!? To sit in a shitety plastic seat next to some steward dressed up in those banana suits the MEN has, and surrounded by hormonal 15 year olds???? $% that...it's funny cos the other night me and my mate were saying about how much we would pay, and I said '£40?', but we both agreed that that was a ludicrous price and never going to happen so why bother thinking about it?
Honestly, though. I wish it was 1989, when the chili peppers were actually as good as people think they are today, and you didnt have to hammer the shite out of your 'refresh' button to try and fluke some tickets. I know I should try not to be bitter, but really, this has to be a result of their increasingly pop-centred music and the subsequent fans it has brought, kids rinsing their dad's credit cards for tickets. I always hated the fans who would criticise bands and say 'oh, they sold out', but frankly, £40 a ticket is a $%ing joke anyway. The guys are absolutely minted - the Hyde Park gigs made like £19,000,000 in profit - PROFIT!! see the zeroes on that number...why do they need the money? It's not like they even have expensive smack habits anymore...
Or we could go to London and one of the 4 nights they are playing there...fingers crossed another date will be announced for Manchester, but I highly doubt it!
Bah humbug. So what's the lesson in all this? Don't support popular bands, they'll only disappoint you! So I'm going to go and find the worlds most hopeless band, a band full of cretins with stupid haircuts that no-ones ever heard of, and they'll be my new favourite band. And I'll keep them all to myself...
Incidentally, if you thought that was boring to read, you should try and experience it first hand :lol:
EDIT: and to top it all off, I just checked ebay. Already, some guys are selling tickets on 'Buy It Now' for £85...each :?