painful but quite funny

[monkeywalker]

this is part of an email my friend sent me the other week

Had a funny thing happen the other day... I was in bed the other day and Dee had just left for work. I heard (Pretend am saying this in a 1950's Detective voice) a bang and heard the broad crying and shouting for help... I rushed to the front door with nothing but a 'I love getting P!ssed' T-shirt and my nice tight underpants on, and saw Dianne at the bottom of the stairs (Theres only 3 steps), her legs looked broken from the way she was sitting, so I rushed back inside and for my trainers on, opened the door again, put one foot outside, slipped, landed on my ribs, slid down the stairs, slid on the driveway, past Dianne and halfway slid under the car.... to say the least... it was fukin painful, think I broke 2 of me ribs... we didn't say anything, we just picked ourselves up from the floor and carefully went back inside, crying with pain and laughter... more pain thou.... Still hurts now and it happened about a week ago.


i thought it was quite amusing at the time, its funnier when you know that he's a big fat man

[sambo]

hahaha! your right the fact that hes a fat man makes it a whole lot funnier lol....

so was that girls legs actually broken? must have been pretty horrific if he said he could SEE that her legs were broken!!!!

[monkeywalker]

no they wernt actually broken. he said that from the angle he was at it looked like they were broken. he's such a funny guy too. he later told my brother that he had to crawl back up the drive coz everytime he went outside he fell down the drive

[sambo]

ahhahaha!..