I'm officially in a vile mood due to a cats fetish party

[Kilby]

Anger, Rage, Fume !


My landlady (in London) has 3 terminally stupid cats.

Wednesday : I come into the house after work (I do that sometimes) and the whole house smells of cat piss. I am convinced that they have been having a piss party and pissing over each other. Except for the particularly hairy cat who opted out for a vomit party of his own

Damned perverts !

Thursday : Cook my dinner, phone rings and I go to answer it, Crash the cats knock my dinner off the worktop and are walking about in the resultant mess (probably waiting to start another piss party)

Friday : Get told that I have to install equipment in all over UK & Ireland, so I decide not to buy any fresh food. Get back and discover the other lodger has eaten all my food in the freezer & fridge. Go to bed at 6PM

Saturday : Get up for work and go into bathroom, discover that atleast one cat has cr@pped in the bath. Go into kitchen and discover the kitchen floor, worktops and walls awash in cat urine

Sunday : Get up for work and discover my freshly washed and dried clothes are now wet again with a less than improved odor. Obviously they have been used as the backdrop for the cats fetish party.

WTF am I going to do guys, this is seriously getting on my nerves

Happily I have found a babysitter for my guitars while I am away.

Rob...

[sambo]

haha best post in a long time rob... lol...

come and lodge with me... !!!! we have a spare room, ME, and no cat piss.... (or cats).... oh and a laney lc30 and gibbo melody maker as well....

[Kilby]

haha best post in a long time rob... lol...

come and lodge with me... !!!! we have a spare room, ME, and no cat piss.... (or cats).... oh and a laney lc30 and gibbo melody maker as well....

It's not been too funny for me

I actually used to like cats until the last few weeks, still I guess I'm trying to find an amusing side to the whole thing before I do lose my temper.

Still a week at home (cept for a daytrip to Dublin), then at least a week in quality hotels all at my employers expense, I should be pretty chilled out by the end of it.

I just hope they can decide whether I'm heading towards Newcastle, or Liverpool on the way back.

Anyway I have a 500 mile drive ahead of me tomorrow, possibly I should attach the cats to the tow bar ;)

(no I wouldn't really do that it would be terrible for the fuel consumption)

Rob...

[sambo]

hahaha kool....

but on a serious note.... where do you lodge? london? i live outside london and we've had lodgers in the past and we have a spare room....  

[dave_mc]

Great. Now sambo has moved on from being a forum \/\/hore to actually using this "off-topic-off-topic" forum to try to hook up with people...

I bet when you arrive, Kilby, he won't even have a spare room...  :o

Thanks, Ol!

 :lol:

[Kilby]

I bet when you arrive, Kilby, he won't even have a spare room...  :o

Thanks, Ol!

 :lol:

I've been convinced for the last 10 days or so that Sam dosn't really exist that I have simply been corresponding with a figment of my imagination.

Either that or he lives under the floorboards of somebodys garden shed ;)

Rob...

[sambo]

^both are true....

yer seems a bit weird i must admit- i sounded a bit annoying up there ^.... kinda like a kid who pisses you off for being so eager about something....

im starting to resent this rep of mine... something needs to be done...

[_tom_]

^both are true....

yer seems a bit weird i must admit- i sounded a bit annoying up there ^.... kinda like a kid who pisses you off for being so eager about something....

im starting to resent this rep of mine... something needs to be done...

Create a new username and remain anonymous forever ¬¬

Kilby, just kill them off, one by one. Feed them something thats bad for them  :) Or, just complain.

[Searcher]

WTF am I going to do guys, this is seriously getting on my nerves

 
Move?  Get a dog?  Put the cats in a sack with some of your clothes and then kick them around the room?

[Kilby]

No sense in complaining about the cats.

The landlady once stated, when you feed the cats you have to stroke them otherwise they won't eat their food. Oh yeah, I wouldn't do that for my kids, so it's not going to happen for her cats.

She also allows them to eat off her plate (while she is eating from it), all that sort of stuff. To me that is pretty gross.

Basically theyr'e her hairy mutant children, apparently their pissing is their way of expressing themselves.

Pesonally I'm trying my hardest not to express myself.

Sambo, your rep can't be that bad you haven't been banned yet

Rob...

rob...

[jt]

:D MOVE !!!

Your paying rent for a place to live. Not to have your stuff covered in cat p*ss MOVE.

 :D  8)

[38thBeatle]

I am a bit of a cat lover but there is no way I would allow that in my house. They are pets and we love em but they are also animals and are treated as such.

[Brow]

If you're paying this woman money for rent, then surely you're well within your rights to complain about her cats p!issing everywhere as surely if there's several cats doing it, and it's not being cleaned up straight away, then can it not be seen as a health risk?

[steve]

Get a Dog.

[dave_mc]

^both are true....

yer seems a bit weird i must admit- i sounded a bit annoying up there ^.... kinda like a kid who pisses you off for being so eager about something....

im starting to resent this rep of mine... something needs to be done...

i was only messing with you, man!

 :lol: