Some interesting/funny thoughts so far, but none have hit the mark. Lew's Metal Zone reply surely made me smile. I haven't played one in 15 years, but if me memory serves me correct it sounded very cr@ppy, at least to my ears. That's why I bought the Boss Xtortion in stead which was actually horrid as well, but at the time I thought it was great. I wonder here that Xtortion is right now. I can't remember if I have sold it, gave it away, or if it's laying around in some dark corner...
I'll give you a little clue: I spend quite some dough on this one.