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Dmoney

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Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:23:37 AM »

Thats right. I woke up this morning to find a U2 lp had downloaded itself into my iTunes on my macbook. How would Bono like it if I went around leaving steamy turds all over his belongings?

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2014, 01:53:08 PM »
 :grin:

But was it any good?  Everyone can appreciate a decent turd.
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 03:40:56 PM »
Poor Bono he's just a big turd trying to find his way in the World.

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 07:10:37 PM »
I read a review saying all the songs sound like re-written versions of their old (s)hits.

I don't have iTunes on my PC so I haven't had the "pleasure" of finding out if that's true.
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2014, 10:03:19 PM »
Poor Bono he's just a big turd trying to find his way in the World.
I for one appreachiate the South Park reference....god I hope this is one...

Anyhow, I just wanne pull out my Timeline and go crazy. =)
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 03:28:11 AM »
While you can't polish a turd you can roll it in glitter

The Edge (guitarist of U2 and name of the most played deathmatch map on Quake 2) happens to like using lots of effects, I presume this is the glitter

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 08:51:49 AM »
I don't appear to have been co-opted into this. My iTunes library is bereft of new U2 "product". I don't know whether to be insulted at being snubbed by iTunes, or delighted at not having to spend the time deleting the tracks from my computer. The modern world is so confusing.

Dmoney

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2014, 09:15:41 AM »

I guess all that glitters ain't gold... sometimes it's just The Edge rolling around in glitter.

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2014, 01:19:45 PM »
Poor Bono he's just a big turd trying to find his way in the World.
I for one appreachiate the South Park reference....god I hope this is one...

Anyhow, I just wanne pull out my Timeline and go crazy. =)

It definitely was a south park reference!

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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2014, 03:39:56 PM »
How many curecs?
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2014, 12:08:54 PM »
I too seem to have emerged unscathed from the ebola virus scare   "gift" that was bestowed on me.
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2014, 06:30:31 PM »
Somehow mine auto downloaded. Balls to that - it's gone now.

Sadly quite a few people I know have commented that they can't believe U2 are giving it away for free. Errr, that's because they're not.
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 09:25:07 PM »
What's itunes?
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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2014, 01:18:06 PM »
just had this pop up on facebook haha


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Re: Someone sneaked in and took a dump on my laptop
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2014, 01:43:19 PM »
Yeah I saw that on twitter earlier, Tom. I thought it was an amusing spoof and announced it as such across the office. One of my colleagues went "no, it's true, I used it last night to get rid of the bluddy thing ...."
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