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Kilby · « **Reply #75 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:21:00 PM »

Don't need to, Sambo makes me smile (or is it wind I'm not sure).

Smiling is a good thing.

Rob...

Dakine · « **Reply #76 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:22:08 PM »

ROFLMAO
prolly wind :)
But he is VFM I rectum :twisted:

sambo · « **Reply #77 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:54:37 PM »

have no idea what VFM I rectum means.... but the word rectum hints that its something to the contrary of good

hmmmmmm

rob you question about whether it was the wind or me is ridiculous...

because the wind and i are one and the same....

Dakine · « **Reply #78 on:** March 28, 2006, 09:56:00 PM »

VFM=value for money
rectum=play on words like reckon :)

sambo · « **Reply #79 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:00:10 PM »

:lol: ahhhh it suddenly all makes sense....

wait a sec... VALUE FOR MONEY!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!

Dakine · « **Reply #80 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:07:07 PM »

BTW

it AIN'T funny if ya gotta explain it :roll:

sambo · « **Reply #81 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:10:29 PM »

lol yer i know hahaha....

hmmmm

decisions decisions.... hmmm get nick to explain, lose humour... keep possibility of humour, lose understanding.... hmmmm :?

Kilby · « **Reply #82 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:17:07 PM »

Grasshopper,

Confucus he say, if a joke has to be explained then it's usually not very funny.

It's a bit like the phrase "You just had to be there" usually follows a long and very unfunny story.

Rob...

sambo · « **Reply #83 on:** March 28, 2006, 10:20:07 PM »

^ yer its a bitch when that happens isnt it.... you eagerly begin your recllection of a HILARIOUS story.. then quickly watch the listeners face descend into a fiery pit of boredom.... and you sputter those all-too-familiar words.. "well yer know... yer had to be there... it was really funny"

Kilby · « **Reply #84 on:** March 28, 2006, 11:05:54 PM »

It's that tumbleweed moment.

sambo · « **Reply #85 on:** March 28, 2006, 11:08:57 PM »

i thought tumbleweed was mexican stand-off moment....

schmendict · « **Reply #86 on:** March 31, 2006, 04:42:05 PM »

Guess whos back...
Oh dear, chavs are the bane of the earth.
Chav is derived from a latin word meaning gypsy, apparently.
Ive had a few encounters with chavs, but they have no balls so if you stand up to them, they freak out and leave.
Speaking of arseholes anywhere, some kid in my year tried to trip me up on the last day of term while calling me an emo.
So i pinned him up against the wall by his neck, and he was scared.
And it felt gooood.
Violence is not the answer, but it sure helped me feel good.
And i got the sympathy from my peers...
Arseholes never win, mmwuuahahahahaa.

_tom_ · « **Reply #87 on:** March 31, 2006, 05:17:36 PM »

Quote from: sambo

^ yer its a bitch when that happens isnt it.... you eagerly begin your recllection of a HILARIOUS story.. then quickly watch the listeners face descend into a fiery pit of boredom.... and you sputter those all-too-familiar words.. "well yer know... yer had to be there... it was really funny"

Yeah hahaha do it all the time.

schmendict · « **Reply #88 on:** March 31, 2006, 05:31:14 PM »

Quote from: _tom_

Quote from: sambo
^ yer its a bitch when that happens isnt it.... you eagerly begin your recllection of a HILARIOUS story.. then quickly watch the listeners face descend into a fiery pit of boredom.... and you sputter those all-too-familiar words.. "well yer know... yer had to be there... it was really funny"

Yeah hahaha do it all the time.

Makes you look like a total moolally, i hate it when that happens...
All my jokes end up like that.

Ratrod · « **Reply #89 on:** March 31, 2006, 05:48:54 PM »

Crickets go: tjirp, tjirp,tjirp..........

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