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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2006, 03:13:47 PM »
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Indy?? Yeah the chav virus seems to be spreading to other sections of society. Yesterday i got attacked by a homeless person for being a fag wen i asked if i could borrow his dingy

WTF? lol!!!


Don't even ask man....don't even ask. It actually probably wasn't a funny situation. i thought i was gonna die :P
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2006, 03:45:09 PM »
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Indy?? Yeah the chav virus seems to be spreading to other sections of society. Yesterday i got attacked by a homeless person for being a fag wen i asked if i could borrow his dingy

WTF? lol!!!


Don't even ask man....don't even ask. It actually probably wasn't a funny situation. i thought i was gonna die :P


But I'm still trying to work out why a homeless person would have a dingy that you want to borrow!! A Dingy being an inflatable boat used on beach holidays or lifeboat recue?? Or am I getting old and it's slang that's not come my way before?!
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2006, 04:01:19 PM »
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Indy?? Yeah the chav virus seems to be spreading to other sections of society. Yesterday i got attacked by a homeless person for being a fag wen i asked if i could borrow his dingy

WTF? lol!!!


Don't even ask man....don't even ask. It actually probably wasn't a funny situation. i thought i was gonna die :P


But I'm still trying to work out why a homeless person would have a dingy that you want to borrow!! A Dingy being an inflatable boat used on beach holidays or lifeboat recue?? Or am I getting old and it's slang that's not come my way before?!

He had a dingy cuz its what he sleeps in; we wanted to borrow it because we wanted to sail to this island with an old derelict building on. he had a big scary dog and some dodgy smacked out zombie drug addicts... I had my friend kerrie, and i don't think she was up for a fight tbh, lol.
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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2006, 04:12:33 PM »
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Hey, cheers guys.

Yeah, I've calmed down now! The whole story is this:

We were walking back from a club through this little quiet route, took a bit of a detour. It's a nice area, though. And I saw this guy, and you know, I love a bit of the drunken banter! So I chirped up, 'Alright, squire?', you know, having a bit of 'how's the weather'. So he pins me against this wall, grabs me around the throat...And he's going' Do you know what's behind that wall?', I replied: 'The cemetery?' and that's where he informs me I'd be ending up. After this went on for a good few minutes, he takes a step back into the middle of the road, removes his jacket and says:

'You boys got any weapons?'

Er...pretty scared at this stage! Eventually we managed to talk him down and he $%&#ed off. True to form, as he was walking away we shouted 'You tw@t!' and pegged it  :lol: It's good to see that even in the most scary situation we managed to still be ridiculous!

Having said that, though, it was pretty scary. I've never really taken a beating in my life and I do try and avoid it, I'm a bit of a pacifist! But, you know, I guess one day I will get that beating I've been trying to avoid, it's just a bit scary when it's so random!

Just got back from town, reported it to the police and that. Not so much because of what happened to me - although, technically it's classed as 'common assault' - but more because he was giving us loads of grief for being students, and it was on one of the main student routes home, so I was a bit worried for other people if you get nutters like that out and about!

Thanks for the kind words guys, group hug?


Maybe this could be a good lesson learned, don't talk to, or approach strangers on the road at night. You could have been stabbed to death quite easily, and in the middle of night, there's plenty of nutters around who won't think twice about doing it.

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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2006, 04:17:02 PM »
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Indy?? Yeah the chav virus seems to be spreading to other sections of society. Yesterday i got attacked by a homeless person for being a fag wen i asked if i could borrow his dingy

WTF? lol!!!


Don't even ask man....don't even ask. It actually probably wasn't a funny situation. i thought i was gonna die :P


But I'm still trying to work out why a homeless person would have a dingy that you want to borrow!! A Dingy being an inflatable boat used on beach holidays or lifeboat recue?? Or am I getting old and it's slang that's not come my way before?!

He had a dingy cuz its what he sleeps in; we wanted to borrow it because we wanted to sail to this island with an old derelict building on. he had a big scary dog and some dodgy smacked out zombie drug addicts... I had my friend kerrie, and i don't think she was up for a fight tbh, lol.


I see! Sounds like a trip!!
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« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2006, 04:20:35 PM »
Unfortunately there are nutters around
Some just looking for trouble and others under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I avoid "detours" or short cuts and avoid any communication with such types
Sadly the baseball cap and tracksuit or hoodie has come to represent a possibilty of "idiot within" in many town centres.

Remember 10 pikeys running down a street = a chav-alanche!

Many of these types feel the need at this age to prove themselves and are too thick to do it other than through violence or crime.
Most will grow out of it in time - the secret is to avoid being caught up in their  nonsense before they grow out of it.
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« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2006, 04:23:38 PM »
That's crazy- glad you're ok, willo!

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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2006, 04:43:21 PM »
For the non-Europeans here I gotta ask:  Who the hell are chavs?

I went to a couple of really rough schools (not in Canada) and was in over 100 fights there.  I was thrown from a moving train once by three guys who all hated me separately and then realised they'd be more effective as a bunch.  Shame they figured this out on the train.  It was mostly "pick on the new kid" stuff, but I didn't back down and so was in fights nearly every day.  

It helps to look confident, but not confrontational (I've learnt this since).  Thank God I haven't been in a fight since high school.
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« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2006, 05:09:12 PM »
Thrown from a moving train?? That's horrendous. 100 fights? That's got to be a really rough area.

A 'chav' is a stereotype. It means someone who is usually dressed in a tracksuit, wearing a cap and who wears a lot of gold jewellery. They're usually foul-mouthed, extremely unintelligent and violent. They often beat people up and steal their phone/wallet/whatever they have on them and they often film it on their mobile phones. It's called 'happy slapping'. They normally hang around in groups of 10 or so, hurling abuse at anyone passing by and starting fights with people who are on their own. Basically if you hit a chav back, the whole group kick you in. I'm lucky to be stronger than my small size suggests and a fast runner, so on the only occasion where a 'chav' has grabbed me, he's been down on his arse very quickly and I've legged it before he can get up and his mates can kick the s**t out of me. This happened in the centre of Manchester. Chav concentration seems to be a lot higher in city centres :D. I live in a small village, and we don't have many. if any. There are a few groups of lads who fit the chav stereotype, but they're often quite friendly and are never looking for trouble.

For the record, I don't believe there are really 'chavs', they're just the same belligerent, violent, horrible people you can get anywhere. 'Chav' is more of a fashion thing IMO. You get arseholes wearing tracksuits and you get them wearing suits. Same as you get some really nice people wearing tracksuits and caps.

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« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2006, 05:13:21 PM »
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Maybe this could be a good lesson learned, don't talk to, or approach strangers on the road at night. You could have been stabbed to death quite easily, and in the middle of night, there's plenty of nutters around who won't think twice about doing it.


True, true, but I'm not going to get all paranoid. Yeah, that could have happened for sure, but at the same time it's not super likely. Given that I was with two of my mates and it was in a nice neighbourhood, I wasn't really expecting that. I know when to keep my head down, but this was well out of the blue.

Mark, a chav is like a scally, you know, all adidas tracksuits, baseball caps, over the top jewellrey and generally not the nicest people. I think to a certain extent they have become demonized over the last few years, to the point now where some of them are acting in an according manner now - self fulfilling prophecy and all that. This guy wasn't a chav though, just some guy in a leather jacket.

Incidentally, you got thrown from a moving train? I don't mean to poke fun but I've just got this image of an old Wild West style train rolling through the outback, it's all gone a bit Hollywood movie for me! Must have hurt though.
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« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2006, 05:25:01 PM »
I'm just glad you are ok

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« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2006, 05:31:51 PM »
So is a chav kinda like the person Ali G sends up?  In any case, I totally get that people can suck regardless of what they're wearing.  But sometimes a certain group is overwhelmingly filled with idiots with very few exceptions.

Yeah, the train thing wasn't much fun.  I tucked and rolled . . . and rolled . . . and kinda bounced a little, then sorta skidded to a stop.  Heh.  It does sound funny now, but it freaked me out then.
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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2006, 05:39:04 PM »
thrown from a moving train?!?!?! omg... may not have been fun but what a cool thing to say you have done...

"yer... i was er..... chucked from a moving train once... 8) "

anyway, willo, like everyone said, gld you're ok...

'chav' stands for:

'council house and violent'

theres some pretty funny definitions if you go on www.urbandictionary.com and search 'chav'.

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« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2006, 05:59:00 PM »
really? there's a definition?

thats grand. In Newcastle they call em charvers for ages, so I always thought it was just a variant of that?

Well, anyway, thanks for all the good wishes chaps! In a way it feels a bit like a non-event, but I'm glad it is. I used to be a bit of a dab hand at judo years ago so I might get back on the old martial arts. I'm just worried I'd break my hand or something - no guitar!

Hey Sam, if I get killed, I bequeth you my Super Chili Picoso for free :lol:
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« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2006, 06:03:35 PM »
^ YAY!  :D